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Dan: Hey, there is a new delivery I need you to make.

Danny: Sure. What's the address?

Dan: It's the Ice Hibiscus Tea guy.

Danny: Again? That guy ordered the same thing four times this week!

Dan: He's single handly keeping me in business. Plus he tips well doesn't he?

Danny: Yeah last time he gave me a fifty.

Dan: Well, there you go.

Danny: Alright, I'll be back.

Meanwhile, in Wayne Manor

Alfred: Master Tim, will you be joining us for dinner?

Tim pacing in front of the door: No, I ordered delivery.

Alfred: If I didn't know this was a pathetic ploy to charm the delivery boy, I would take offense of how many times you ate that rubbish over my home-cooked meals.

Tim:....pathetic?

Alfred: Utterly pathetic. He doesn't even know your name. He calls you Ice Hibiscus Tea Guy.

Tim: How would you know- nevermind you know everything.

Alfred: Yes, indeed. Fix your hair and pop open the top three buttons of your shirt. You might get his attention this time if you do.

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Danny texting on lunch break: None of the board members are taking me seriously. What should I do?

Dan: Preform a power play.

Danny: How?

Jazz: Find a weakness in the leader, aim for it, and then establish yourself as the new leader.

Danny: I dont think I can that to Mr. Wayne. He's really nice.

Dani: What about the co-ceo?

Danny: Mr. Drake drank five energy drinks and was grining at me like he was Joker Jr. I dont think it's a good idea to challenge him.

Dan: Follow Dnd rules then.

Jazz: No.

Dani: Its the only way.

Danny: Whats the DnD rule?

Dan: If you can't beat it with strength or combat, then seduce it.

Danny: Why does all your advice always ends with seduction?

Dan: How else do you think I took over the world?

Danny: You know what. I'll just get through my presentation and if they dont offer me the grant then so be it.

Dani: Show them some skin.

Dan: Stick out your bare leg.

Danny: You two are the worst.

Jazz: I wonder where two clones could possibly get this from. But also pop open your shirt. Abs are its own form of persuasion.

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Danny is a Rogue class in the new Nicktoons game Nicktoons & The Dice of Destiny! Wanted to doodle his rouge design!

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Yes, Jazz it is.

Jazz: I need your help hiding a body

Danny: Welp, that's not something you want to hear someone say when they answer their door. What happened to hello?

Jazz: Look, I dont have time for your sass or your wit. Are you going to help me or not?

Danny: Of course, I'll help, but I got to know why you have a body.

Jazz: That's fair. Follow me into the living room. I need to wrap the body in a rug so we can push it off a bridge.

Danny: We're throwing it in a river? Don't you have a better plan?

Jazz: It's all I can think to do!

Danny: I saw a lot of graves in a nearby cemetery being dug on my way here. We can just bury it in one of the fresh graves like a foot deep so tomarrow when they have the funeral the coffin will cover your body and no one will ever know.

Jazz: Thats....that's brilliant.

Danny: Thanks. So why'd you kill this guy?

Jazz: I didn't mean to! I picked him up at a bar, we came back here to hook up but the second my lips touched his, his soul just detached from his body!

Danny: Thats sounds like you forcefully ended a overshadowing.

Jazz: I thought so too but when no ghost popped out and his body just stayed tied to the couch I realized I killed him!

Danny: Why was he tied-

Jazz blushing: A man died Danny, stop asking questions and help me- *Scream*

Danny: What!? Why'd you scream!? What is it?!

Jazz: Stay behind me Danny!

Jason tied to the couch looking confused: What happened? Did I pass out? Who's he?

Jazz: You....you were dead! For a full hour you were a corpse! How are you speaking!?

Jason: *blinking* Really? Because I feel better than I have in years. In fact I can't even hear it anymore....

Danny: Hear what?

Jason:....it doesn't matter. Look, I'm down for a hook up with you, but I'm not comfortable inviting someone else-

Danny grinning and peaking over Jazz's shoulder: Gross. I'm her brother, she called me because you died from her kiss. Did you know you have death wrapped around your soul? It looks weird.

Jason: What-

Jazz: One hook-up! All I ask is for one hook-up that doesn't have anything to do with death, ghosts or ectoplasm is that too much to ask universe!?

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Por aquí nadie me conoce puedo decir tu nombre “L”

No nos faltó amor, nos faltaron ganas.

~leonina

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No me dejaste de gustar, solo me resigne a qué no te podía tener.

~leonina

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Si no puedes cumplirte ni a ti mismo, entonces no le hagas promesas a otras personas.

— Rose Noire.

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Escritura personal.

Me duele verme en la misma situación otra vez después de haber mejorado por un tiempo.

— Seguen Øríah.

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fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’

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No puedes guardarme para después, soy un ahora o un no.

~leonina

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Tucker: We're married.

Danny: What?

Tucker: If anyone asks you and I are married. We've been married for two years. Not platonic roommates. Understand?

Danny: I'm always down for marriage fraud, but can I ask why?

Tucker: *Sigh* We had a big company meeting today with every level employee at the event center the Wayne rent out. Tammy from accounts was assigned to my table-

Danny: Your mortal enemy.

Tucker: Exactly. So she started giving me grief in the middle of our team exercise project. The other four random employees are looking at me all wide eye and I'm getting tired so I say "Is it because I'm gay Tammy?" To shut her up. But at that time, Timothy Drake Wayne was walking behind me and heard me say it. He jumped in to ask what was going on, and I hate Tammy for being so annoying, but I am not about to accuse her of discrimination for no reason. So I said "Oh it was just a joke. Like on the internet." And then when Mr.Drake-Wayne face didn't relax, I blurted out."My husband thinks my jokes are dumb too"

Danny: Tucker....that's not good

Tucker: I know! I started panicking!

Danny: You ramble when you panic.

Tucker: I do, and I did. Before I realized it, I told Mr. Drake-Wayne, this whole made up childhood friends to lover romance between you and I. It was so good he told me to invite you to the office. So we're married. Please go along with it. If I can get Mr. Drake-Wayne's support I can rise in the company so fast.

Danny: Promotions are 50% networking. Alright, sure, what's the worst that can happen?

Five months later

Steph: What's the big emergency?

Tim sobbing:. I'm in love with the husband of one of my employees.

Steph: Tim....that's not good

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Dick: Hey guys. This is my friend Danny, the kid I'm mentoring in gymnastics. Danny, these are my siblings. Jason, Cass, Tim, Steph, Duke, and Damian.

Danny: Nice to meet you all

Duke: You too!

Damian: How old are you? What is your last name?

Danny: I'm fifteen and it's Fenton.

Damian: hmmmm.

Dick: Let's head over to the Manor's private gym. I want to work on your form some more

Damian, as soon as they leave: that's my future husband.

Duke teasing: Is he now?

Damian: Yes, our engagement was made between Grandfather and Clockwork - his spiritual grandfather-ten years ago. I believe Daniel is unaware of it, seeing as he is not wearing the symbolic necklace and did not react to my name, but that was him.

Tim: Every time I learn something new of your upbringing, I become more alarmed.

Steph: You aren't planning on marrying him are you?

Damian: Of course. We have a contract to fulfill. It's beneficial that he has a lovely physique and gets along with Richard. I do not mind calling him mine.

Steph: I was afraid of that.

Cass: Do you realize what this means? One of us got to tell Bruce, and worse, Dick.

Jason: I VOLUNTEER