imagine these crawling on ur desk eating crumbs on ur desk like insects and theyre like ant-sized
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my girl maggey is blogging from prison in a maid dress
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guys! guys! new moo deng pics dropped 馃ス馃ス
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I was giving CPR to a friend whose head me and my friends could not find.
Like, she was a body without a head, but it looked like the head was never there to begin with.
Still, we knew it was supposed to be there so we kept on searching for it so we could reattach it, with no luck.
We looked for it everywhere in the sand.
It took me like 30 minutes to realize my mouth-to-mouth was not working since there was no mouth on the other side.
We never did find the head, but I did manage to restart my friend's heart.
I was weirdly blas茅 about it all.
It was not gorey at all, just unsettling.
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Item: Garlic Sauce Spiker, a large syringe that allows the user to inject Papa John鈥檚 garlic sauce into pizza crusts and other foods. Magically refills every noon.
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this posting shit is easy watch this
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Who the hell carried around their gamecube
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me: "oh no, there is a dangerous alien on the other side of this doorway, and the only way through is this small opening!"
the noble samus aran:
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Temple of Sinnoh -- Oswaldo KATO
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