longsincedetonated

[longsincedetonated]

Hm. Dotty had fun runnin’ out in the meadows today. Sweet girl came back in the house covered in leaves and flower petals. It was all stuck to her fur…

[longsincedetonated]

You’re alright, don’t worry about a thing, I’m doing just fine. Why don’t you come around d for a chat sometime? I can drop you my location or set us up somewhere public if that’s more comfortable. We can have a chat.

For what it’s worth, I’m happy to see you too.

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- @longsincedetonated

are you here to haunt my dreams and worsen my survivors guilt? Are... Are you real? Hello...

[longsincedetonated]

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

[longsincedetonated]

Figured it out I think. I don’t make it my business who lived or not so I dunno. You’re alright though. Didn’t know you were on here

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- @longsincedetonated

are you here to haunt my dreams and worsen my survivors guilt? Are... Are you real? Hello...

[longsincedetonated]

Ohh how do you delete these……

[longsincedetonated]

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[longsincedetonated]

Nope, real. How do you work this thing…?

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- @longsincedetonated

are you here to haunt my dreams and worsen my survivors guilt? Are... Are you real? Hello...

[longsincedetonated]

(Loud old man sniff)