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*flies past*

Tread here.

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*flies past and steals a cookie*

note to self: do NOT double the chocolate chip cookie recipe. the mixer can’t handle it. I can’t handle it. my knees hurt. I’ve been rotating cookie sheets since I was born and I will be rotating cookie sheets until I die

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i challenge you guys to guess my alt account. just guess.

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who want me

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this blog is dumb

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he hates waking up

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*whizzes past*

welds your organs together

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*flies past*

the saddest beanie baby related thing ever is still trap the mouse. no birthday

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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

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Day three of trying to pet a fish

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My cats wet

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*whizzes past*

Some people are really nice and some people deserve The Crate

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OH MY GODS.

I WOULD BE SCREAMING RN IF IT WASN'T PAST CURFEW. OH MY GODS. FUCK YEAH. THANK YOU @satan-offical

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it’s fun to stay at the Y

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thwo thirty ate in the mornin

the perfct time ta go to sleeped

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I ᓵᔑリ'ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ᔑꖌᒷ ╎ℸ ̣ ᔑリ||ᒲ𝙹∷ᒷ

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*flies past*