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Hm? Oh! [swallows] Oh, that was rude! I'm sorry. [sits up straight and reaches for a napkin to wipe his mouth on]

[eyes are all big when he sees the Snickerdoodle] [bit he does the unexpected… Savour it and eat.. it… very…very..slowly.] [with his mouth full] Dish cookie is awshume!

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[eyes are all big when he sees the Snickerdoodle] [bit he does the unexpected... Savour it and eat.. it... very...very..slowly.] [with his mouth full] Dish cookie is awshume!

[being ridiculously overdramatic] Snicker doodles! And White Chocolate Macadamia! And every cookie in existence!

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[being ridiculously overdramatic] Snicker doodles! And White Chocolate Macadamia! And every cookie in existence!

Really really important! [takes off at a trot towards home]

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Wow, that's so cool! Are there dragons there? And vampires? [gasp] Are you a vampire?

Oh, really? I'm guessing he's back where you live, huh? What's he like?

Mister Mil… Mi- uh Golly, that’s a complicated name. Well, it’s nice to meet you, Mister Andrei! Where are you from?

I’m 13.

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Really really important! [takes off at a trot towards home]

Yes!

Okay, let’s go to the cafe or home or somewhere, because this is important! [wears the sheet like a cape]

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Yes!

Okay, let's go to the cafe or home or somewhere, because this is important! [wears the sheet like a cape]

'Cause… [quieter] Because they're really good. And tasty.

[lifts the sheet so he can see and tugs on Ber’s shirt] …May I have a cookie? [puppy dog eyes]

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Mister Mil... Mi- uh Golly, that's a complicated name. Well, it's nice to meet you, Mister Andrei! Where are you from?

I'm 13.

Oh! No wonder I’ve never seen you around before. I’m sorry, where are my manners? I’m Peter, what’s your name?

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Oh! No wonder I've never seen you around before. I'm sorry, where are my manners? I'm Peter, what's your name?

Cool! Umm.. I don’t know where to find petrol exactly.. Do you?

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Cool! Umm.. I don't know where to find petrol exactly.. Do you?

Alright! Let’s do that, then! Like petrol, right?

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'Cause... [quieter] Because they're really good. And tasty.

[lifts the sheet so he can see and tugs on Ber's shirt] ...May I have a cookie? [puppy dog eyes]

Um!….. Because… because…. [trying to think….]

[lightbulb] You bake really good cookies! Oooooohh!

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Alright! Let's do that, then! Like petrol, right?

[gasp] Can I help?

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[gasp] Can I help?

I have an urge to make something explode.

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Um!..... Because... because.... [trying to think....]

[lightbulb] You bake really good cookies! Oooooohh!

Boo!!! I am here to haunt you, [giggling]

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Boo!!! I am here to haunt you, [giggling]

I’m a ghost! [squeaks on “ghost”] Boo! [giggles]

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I'm a ghost! [squeaks on "ghost"] Boo! [giggles]

[running around with a sheet over his head]

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[running around with a sheet over his head]

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Pft. He's okay. Last time I saw him he was looking pretty lonely. I should drag him into town one of these days. He can't just hang out with a horse all the time.

Oh, good! I can't wait.

Yup!