no, it’s wasps
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Today is National Stress Awareness Day!!! So just to let you all know I have been extremely stressed since 2001
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me talking to myself: good point
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when somebody asks me what football team i support
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that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this
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God’s ‘The Bible’
In God’s ‘The Bible’, the main character Jesus is a very important person.
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It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
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one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”
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