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When all you have is two slices of bread everything starts to look like a sandwich

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i get the frustration when a piece of media botches a redemption arc but i do think its funny when people say "why couldnt it be more like zuko from atla" like okay i dont walk into mcdonalds and wonder why they dont serve filet mignon steaks yknow.

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might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

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Just saw a guy dressed in like a colonial 1700s costume walk by the cane's leading like 15 people with a lamp

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my uh, close internet friend broke up with his girlfriend over financial things but the more he describes it the more i think its insane he ever stayed. She wanted to be engaged before they even moved in with each other, no prenup, she's 60k in debt, he has like 100k in assets, she's a Divorce Laywer. Can you imagine getting rushed into marriage by a divorce lawyer. lmao.

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Body horror is when there's a body with some horror. Elevated horror is when there's an elevator and some horror. Folk horror is when there's folks and, anyway you get the idea.

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*Walking in from No-Mans-Land, missing an arm and covered in blood* I remained silly. No matter the cost.

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“there’s nothing wrong with you” well there actually is but idgaf, thank you though

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"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

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ever engage with a media you really really liked and thought you were going to become obsessed with but it doesn’t quite lodge itself into your brain at the correct angle and you can just brush fingertips with the version of yourself from the alternate reality where it completely corrupted your every waking thought

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money beyond ypur wildist dreams

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i hope i am not only a mutual to you but also the reason you have something very specific filtered off the dash

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whose pretty arse did you neglect kissing to find yourself among the fleet’s forgotten friday

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I think tumblr should preserve the following/mutuals badge on anons. It'd make the website worse but in a really good way. it should be applied retroactively too

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i wish jax a very pleasant angst