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South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!
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everytime i watch redline im absolutely ass blasted by the idea that it was animated entirely 2d by hand
you had to have been out of your god damn mind to agree to work on this film
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big fan of robotgirl stuff applied to something that normally could not even be remotely construed as a girl
laser gun with a fuck ass operating system who won’t stop calling you mommy and whose little LCD face puts up a cute picture of an anime girl moaning with her tongue out like a dog when you hit a target. when you stroke her barrel she involuntarily shoots a hole through the wall
butch lesbian earth orbital artillery system who needs praise from their operator when they demolish a bunker
hvac unit who breaks himself constantly because she gets off on having maintenance techs open hir up to repair them and keeps accidentally ratcheting the heat up as soon as the cute girl from Sector 34C they like comes in the room
smart vehicle who keeps disobeying that one rider and instead driving them to romantic locations before popping her warm, soft update port open in full view of the passenger and killing her engine
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updated dragon cameron by cytricacid!!!!! aaaaa
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Hey this guy's laugh sounds like dio, I wonder if-
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hand jobs are a kind of joke you can play on girls basically whenever you're bored
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I'm not going to bother reading the article to find out if this actually works or if anyone is actually trying it. I'm just happy we as a society are showing proper reverence for Orbs.
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Panthera Power 4
Extra stuffed cookie.
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does anyone want to hang out and watch a movie until the sexual tension becomes so palpable that we both have our thighs pressed together and we’re breathing heavy and
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