“I have a PHD, phat hog daddy” - Ethan Klein
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honest togod i thought the white stripes members were related
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Trump is dead this and Trump is dead that. The obvious answer for Trump's sudden disappearance is that Trump has gone into his very first heat and the Whitehouse is trying to cover up that he's an Omega
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i love the specification of "alive" in the people magazine "sexiest man alive" award. clearly they're worried about ötzi the iceman sweeping the competition. as they should be.
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Say it with me folks:
“Eat the rich” means 1%ers and billionaires
middle class is closer to poverty than being a multimillionaire
“The rich” does NOT include children of billionaires (come on we’re at least slightly better than the plagues of Egypt)
Upper middle class children SHOULD NOT feel guilt over having money
Being aware of privilege and using your privilege to help others IS NOT a guilt trip
Constantly feeling guilty helps no one
Billionaires, however, should feel guilty over hoarding wealth.
Upper middle class is NOT rich
Black Lives Matter
Trans rights are human rights
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The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.
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Congrats to MB for revolutionising the gender industry by inventing a preferred name that causes the same psychic damage as a deadname! Truely no one is doing it like the funky crime bot.
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random things Robby does that make him unnecessarily hot | 4/15
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You’ve heard of Alice was Armand theory now get ready for Daniel’s unnamed second wife was Louis
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Confession: I’m a huge Red Letter Media fan. I love it. I love movie review garbage.
#I was like damn! that’s a young depiction of Mike!#and then I saw when it was posted#all they knew was a young Mike#beautiful
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people using generative ai to write fanfiction for them is CRAZY. stay up until four in the morning hopping back and forth between your pinterest boards, a random synonyms website, and google docs where you’re stuck in the middle of a sentence deciding whether to refer to a character by their name or hair colour as the lord intended.
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