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"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen
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i didnt know you were allowed to do things for the sake of wanting to do things. i thought you were just supposed to keep that locked inside your ribcage and let it rot you inside out until youre limping around as the desiccated corpse of who you could have been
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has to be the greatest idea anyone ever came up with
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has to be the greatest idea anyone ever came up with
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neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

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i love how this scene encapsulates their casual day to day partnership so well actually
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I NEED to understand how this guy’s brain works
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genuinely wild to me that my entire job is being on the phone now. when i moved from my factory job into the office management side i had panic attacks over every phone call. once i had to call a a sales representative for one of our suppliers and left a voicemail for this man (named sam) where i very loudly began with “Hi, Ham!” and i froze for a solid 15 seconds of stomach-to-asshole terror before i hung the phone up with audible force. and that was the day my supervisor told me through tears that if you press the pound key at the end of your voicemail instead of hanging up it gives you the option to re-record.
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