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If I was over at someone's house and they made me wait in another room while their family had dinner, I would go full 1085 CE mode. You've broken the sacred laws of hospitality and my family clan is at war with you now.

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I love the absolutely bonkers way caves generate in modded minecraft (feat a Special Guest kobold who photobombed these screenshots!)

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Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

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happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

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!! ATTENTION DESIS !!

(And just people who like queer content in general)

THEY MADE A MAINSTREAM BOLLYWOOD FAMILY COMEDY ABOUT A GAY MAN AND A LESBIAN GETTING MARRIED TO AVOID SUSPICION AND IT LOOKS AMAZING!!!!! GO WATCH THE TRAILER NOW OMG!!!!!

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Why is my amongus making that sound?

The noises your Beans make, translated…

Wheeking: Beans make this noise when they want food and attention. They’re going to keep wheeking until they get it.

Chutting: This low chirping noise means your Bean is happy. You may hear them chutting after they eat or while they’re playing. It’s the sign of a job well done.

Purring: Beans also purr when they’re happy. They also purr to comfort each other. If your amongus cuddles up to you purring, they think you are sad and are trying to make you feel better.

Growling: Angy. If it’s particularly aggressive growling, a bite might be impending, so watch out!

Chirping: No, there isn’t a bird loose in your house. Your amonguses are just communicating to each other. They’re probably gossiping about you, or complaining because you fed them limp lettuce.

Shrieking: Amonguses really know how to caterwaul when they’re scared.

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An art trade with @/shooktat B)) (btw lmk if you wanted to get tagged or not-)

He wanted SparkVamp so I give SparkVamp :D they’re rlly cute,,

Also ESF AU SparkVamp bonus under the cut! 👇

TW: Sugar Frosted!Sparkling and his lowkey obsessive/manpulative/toxic behavior

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among us baby is accepted into the litter

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i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it’’s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i’m not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i’m talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it’s literally not even that difficult and it matters so much

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every time someone mentions the little prince I almost forget it’s a children’s book because I literally cannot get through the part about being tamed without crying

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Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

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Watching the Pucca reboot is just me hoarding Ring Ring, Casano, and Dandy and thats iT

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writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

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Gb and Tb animated gifs

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press play and watch the gif. 

just trust me.

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razu burbger brawl

Ive never zeen thiz object before

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gregory

do you want to join a zoom call and play among us gregory

gregory answer me. what do you mean among us is “cringe”? that’s pretty sus