You can call me Jay. This is a side blog I'll be using to document and track my fitness journey. I'm not planning on posting nsfw, but I would prefer that this blog be an 18+ space, so any minors will be blocked.
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Ok, I hit my all time low the past couple of months.
My highest weight at 345 pounds. My most depressed and my binge eating was as bad as it had ever been.
Well, the past 2 weeks I finally decided to actually make a change.
I've been working out regularly the past 2 weeks, and for the first time, I actually like it. I'm trying to stay within my limits and not push myself too hard, because I think that's one of the things that made me apprehensive with working out.
Also, I've been doing a good job staying within a calorie deficit. I finally got my meds filled, which I think has definitely helped with my appetite.
A big factor is that I'm currently on summer break for school, so I'm not as stressed. This means less binge eating, and I also actually have the time to workout.
Things right now are looking good. I weighed in today at 336. It's going fast, but I'm trying to remind myself that it's mostly water weight, and that it'll slow down soon enough.
Regardless, I feel good. This is the first time ever where eating in a calorie deficit isn't making me horribly stressed and depressed, and I actually feel like I have motivation to keep up with everything.
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Feds: *busting down the door of my clandestine ketamine lab*
Me:

DON’T FUCKING SHOOT I’M A HORSE
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Sing us a song, you’re the piano man, a fusion of ivory and meat~
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Friendly reminder that emotional mindfulness and regulation are not emotional repression, but a fundamental part of being a member of any kind of society.
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it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there
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*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎
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Hhhate it when people on my side of an argument are making bad points. You’re literally right why are you being stupid about it
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Tumblr is always dead on the holidays because you’re all afraid to open the app around your families. Stop being a coward and reblog that anal gif
#one time i was at school#and i wasnt even trying to open Tumblr#i was switching between apps#and when my phone does that it shows like a little snippet of what you last saw on the app#and of course when im showing my friend something and i swipe between apps#a brief glimpse of tits and hole appears#luckily she was cool with it#apparently she has a porn blog so i guess if it were to happen around anybody im glad it was around her 💀
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Tumblr is always dead on the holidays because you’re all afraid to open the app around your families. Stop being a coward and reblog that anal gif
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I know you're out there, somewhere on Tumblr. You have to be on Tumblr. You drive a red Prius. It proclaims you to be YAOIMOM. It was so excellent I had to pull over in stop and go traffic to take a picture of your car because it was pure perfection. I love you. I support you. I want to be your friend. You live for sure in my state and probably in my city and I want to hang out. You're clearly my kind of person.
If you see this and recognize yourself, reply or reblog if you want to be my friend. I'm not kidding. Let's get some kind of warm beverage at a neutral public space.
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My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...
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Men with dad bods need to be more sluttier on here.
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Men with dad bods need to be more sluttier on here.
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Men with dad bods need to be more sluttier on here.
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Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny
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