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any of you ever stand with your hands kinda touching together sorta like this
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spending his bounteous inheritance

Original photo credit: Pygmy Falcon chick at the San Antonio Zoo
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"what's trashy if you're poor but classy if you're rich" marrying your cousin
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Tumblr users will spontaneously gain superiority complexes about the most asinine shit in the world.
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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
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“If the party was over and our time on earth was through.”
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this is like the only time its appropriate to call eyes orbs. those thangs are quite honestly ponderable
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The insane gay version of mash that exists in the minds of hundreds if not thousands of tumblr users is literally so awesome
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Warren is like if Elon Musk was actually clever but born poor
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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
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Gently, gently. A nap is always a good idea, and kelp forests are amazing.
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this post is currently common rarity. in 5 minutes though I'm going to edit this post to be shiny, limited edition foil. I'll edit it back to normal one minute later so best of luck getting yourself a shiny copy
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