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i just watched a professional cat judge call a cat a “sack of oats” in a positive way

Edit here is the video.

“It’s a female, I love the length of her body. Pick her up here she hangs like a sack of oats. Nice, round, open expression.”

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got a text from my old boss that she got new kittens, which didn’t surprise me bc she’s infamous for having like 10+ cats at a time and is constantly taking in strays from neighboring farms. average thursday for her right. but then i go to actually open the image she sent and

unique markings indeed!

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tsunami alert for west coast and hawaii and japan, maybe other pacific coasts. big earthquake off russia.

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having a solid black cat is awesome because in lowlight conditions it kind of looks like there is this amorphous inky blob of shadow looking at you like 🟡🟡

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i think he should grow extra limbs when hes angry

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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Is this anything? Is ANYTHING anything??

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cops will have firearm related accidents that even the dullest redneck could easily sidestep. like I am from the middle of nowhere where the level of firearm ownership is high and the level of alcoholism and drug usage is also high and I am still astounded by the rate in which cops accidentally shoot themselves and their coworkers. tf you mean you shot your partner in the leg? nobody I know has ever done that and I’ve seen some truly reckless gun ownership in my time.

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why are cyberpunk tabletop things so obsessed with decency and personhood being tied to how many surgeries you haven’t had

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Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.

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Isn't it fucking insane that so many people think that IQs are real. Like people genuinely believe you are born with one set level of intelligence that can be measured on a scale from 1 to ~200. As if intelligence wasn't extremely nuanced and completely subjective. And the fact that the majority of scientists that have advocated for IQ tests in the past have been eugenicists doesn't seem to concern anyone either

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gay guys telling you about a crazy hookup is like "one time i did crack" and gay girls telling you about a crazy hookup is a saga that involves a intimate best friend who catfishes them for months as their male childhood crush while isolating them from friends and seduces them for supposedly platonic masturbation sessions then stalks them across the bay area for months once exposed. and this isn't even a joke this is a summary of a conversation I had at bar trivia last month...

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i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

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the opposite of that "ogre can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar