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[lord-bolton]

If it's any consolation, I dont remember this happening AT ALL.

hey if you are down be glad you aren’t my housemate because I just woke her up on accident while I was getting ice cream at 1am and instead of apologizing I just yelled I NEED FUEL!!!!!!

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@stannissucks

Would you care for some refreshments?

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My lips don't look like twizzlers, you stag shit!!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday @lord-bolton hope you liked the fish cake I made for you since you also smell like dead fish and look like this, u fuckin asshole

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Stannis Baratheon is the Great Value Roose Bolton pass it on

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♫♪  Reek, Reek, rhymes with fleek!  ♪♫

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And people say that I'm impossible to get along with.

…well, it is

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@krakens-flayed-wolf

Papa it's rude to remind others of murders like that

Excuse me, you are well aware that the actual Bolton house motto is “Flays Before Baes” so I’m going to need you to stop acting so surprised.  We talk about murder in this house.

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🥚🥚🥚I hid 3 eggs today 😘😘😘 guess where? 🌚 🌝 try to find them🥚🥚🥚

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I just want to give a shoutout to a few (ha) of my faves. You’re all so incredibly wonderful and make being here an amazing experience. I wouldn’t love this place as much as I do without each and every one of you.

@crowncdcrow @nottobecrossed @reodwulf @shewolfheart @killthebxy @ofrosesandash @trystcne  @bearmaiiden @halvbjorn @theoriginalbadasspuckerman @thebadsalvatore @snarkybritishvampire @worshipsonlydeath @vigilanox @winterfellswolfqueen @krakens-flayed-wolf  @sermountain  @rhaegc @wildwclf @winterskraken @davosshorthand  @kcnnelisms @shewasdornish @liiittlelord @liittlehound @needlcd @ofgoldenwit @valyrianflame @motherstarkling @secxndstark @boltxnbastard @lord-bolton @stannissucks @ycngrose @longmayshereign-cersei @snarkofstark @sonslayed @sonofthestag @queenxfthorns @thewhxtewclf @ofice @khcleesii @dreadtheroar @defenderofthegrove @kingslaying @leomatrem @blindhonor @neitherknightnorlady @thelostwildwolf @cerseilionesslannister @handofhonor @wildmoored @bird-dove-wolf @mybigfatcock

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I did not sign up for this easter egg hunt.

🥚🥚🥚I hid 3 eggs today 😘😘😘 guess where? 🌚 🌝 try to find them🥚🥚🥚

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I had a wet dream about your father

NO WAY.  That’s strange because…

… I had one too.  About your father. 

Only the wet part was blood.

He got his head cut off. 

Just kidding… it wasn’t a dream.

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robb and ramsay ;)

if they had a kid meme || accepting

Name: Eddard Roose Stark 

Gender: Male (sorry, another male, but my heart couldn’t type out “Catelyn Bolton, First of Her Name” it hurt too much)

General Appearance: Big, beautiful, blue psychopathic eyes. Lean, but muscular, about 5′9″ and pale because NORTH

Personality: Dedicated to family and defending what is his, loves animals (duh)

Special Talents: Flaying, wood carving, carving meat, training dogs

Who they like better: Robb

Who they take after more: Ramsay

Personal Head canon: Eddard Roose Stark is the embarrassment of the North, but Robb and Ramsay love him very much.

Face Claim:

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I’m feeling personally attacked.

Make Westeros Great Again

So my plan as of now:

Build a wall around Storm’s End and MAKE the Lannisters pay for it

Put a travel ban on House Greyjoy, House Karstark, House Clegane, and House Bolton. The Lannisters will not be affected by the ban if they pay for their share of the wall to keep those bad hombres houses out 

Get rid of the maesters and replace their care with something terrific

Rebuild the Wall in the North

Fight the Sons of the Harpy 

Bring back flaying 

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FAKE NEWS

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“Pretty sure that that’s my line,” Ramsay says with a smirk as he leans against the counter that he’s standing behind.  “Okay, sorry, that was lame, but really... I’m stuck here.  Work, you know.  You’re also stuck here for a while, unless you want to venture out and turn into some... snow zombie or something, and I don’t know about you, but I don’t think that that sounds fun at all.  So the least that you can do is talk to me.  I’m bored.”  He was pretty sure that he was whining, but at this point, he didn’t care much.  He would see very few people for the rest of his shift unless the weather cleared up, so he figured that he’d might as well make due with the company that he currently had.

There really was no wonder as to why this place was dead–Ramsay was a complete prick. “He is hard to please.” Jaime took his danish and walked it to a nearby table so that he could come back and use his left hand to get the coffee next–the first indication he was even missing his right hand. When he came back over for the coffee, Jaime noticed the AIMIE on his cup. Really?

“And the name is Jaime, not Aimie. Do you really think my name would be Aimie?” Jaime snorted and carried his coffee to the table next. The customers who had come in after him were getting visibly impatient, but Ramsay didn’t seem to care at all. No amount of Christmas decorations could make up for this guy’s attitude, Jaime thought.