lord-of-the-glitches

[lord-of-the-glitches]

KEVIN AN EXPLOITER TURNED YOUR DAD INTO A SOUL ,

“AIGHT NOW ITS OPEN HUNT EXPLOITER SEASON!!!”

[Kevin no—]

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[Killian! Dodge!!]

[Nope. Ouch. Before dissipating, Killian would speak.]

...I do ####ing mind.

[Aaand there he goes, transformed into a soul. The ticker is set at 600.]

<Some strange noises seem to be coming from the kitchen of the base Killian is in. It sounds like someone is rummaging around the kitchen, but if a terminal was opened to look at who it is, they wouldn't appear on the terminal.>

[Killian would hear the rummaging, but pays no real mind to it. He goes into the kitchen anyways, mostly to get something to munch on (without the admin’s approval, how risky!)]

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[He turns around. Killian! Perception check!]

[...]

[He ####ing fails it. He glances to the side, then back to M.T.]

Uh... That would be me? Why are you looking for me?

<Some strange noises seem to be coming from the kitchen of the base Killian is in. It sounds like someone is rummaging around the kitchen, but if a terminal was opened to look at who it is, they wouldn't appear on the terminal.>

[Killian would hear the rummaging, but pays no real mind to it. He goes into the kitchen anyways, mostly to get something to munch on (without the admin’s approval, how risky!)]

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[Killian stands upright, munching on his food choice. He’d finally have a sense of dread, but to make sure whoever or whatever was causing it didn’t catch on that he picked them up, he’d keep munching.]

[Mentally, he’s saying: Awww ####, this isn’t a good feeling.]

<Some strange noises seem to be coming from the kitchen of the base Killian is in. It sounds like someone is rummaging around the kitchen, but if a terminal was opened to look at who it is, they wouldn't appear on the terminal.>

[Killian would hear the rummaging, but pays no real mind to it. He goes into the kitchen anyways, mostly to get something to munch on (without the admin’s approval, how risky!)]

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[Well, Killian hasn’t noticed! ...yet. He wanders over to the fridge, opening its door and rummaging in there. Surely there will be something good to eat!]

[He grabs something normally... displeasing to eat for some. Some pickles, maybe.]

<Some strange noises seem to be coming from the kitchen of the base Killian is in. It sounds like someone is rummaging around the kitchen, but if a terminal was opened to look at who it is, they wouldn't appear on the terminal.>

[Killian would hear the rummaging, but pays no real mind to it. He goes into the kitchen anyways, mostly to get something to munch on (without the admin’s approval, how risky!)]

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<Some strange noises seem to be coming from the kitchen of the base Killian is in. It sounds like someone is rummaging around the kitchen, but if a terminal was opened to look at who it is, they wouldn't appear on the terminal.>

[Killian would hear the rummaging, but pays no real mind to it. He goes into the kitchen anyways, mostly to get something to munch on (without the admin’s approval, how risky!)]

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[Kevin glares at the anons.]

“AIGHT WHO THE #### IS THE TRAITOR AND TRYING TO GET ME EITHER OOF’D OR CAPTURED AGAIN?!”

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[Well guess who FINALLY woke up!]

[Kevin seems to be very well rested, but is still physically exhausted.]

“...#### i need to sleep more often and actually relax more those anons were pretty ####in’ accurate when they pressured me to sleep”

[He sits upright, processing the time.]

“...How long was I out for? Feels like eight hours or so...”

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KEVIN WAKE UP ARRYSIA IS GONNA ATTACK ANOTHER BASEEEEE

[Kevin snores. He’s still asleep.]

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[It’s almost been a full day and Kevin is yet to wake up. Killian has attempted to wake him up about an hour or two ago, but decided his son needs the rest.]

[Gently, Kevin grips the covers or pillow he is sleeping upon, seemingly having a bad dream. The dream passes over quickly, so it’s not a terrible nightmare...]

[But it did show Arrysia with a tainted blade momentarily, which resulted in Kevin’s reaction while asleep.]

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[Killian would do the same, giving Kevin a pat on the back.]

“Mm... Thank you... I’ll go get some rest...”

[Kevin turns around, and winds up walking into the doorframe. After that minor hit, he proceeds to enter a nearby room to hop onto the bed to sleep. Poor boy falls asleep almost immediately!]

=Intruder alert.=

[Elauro perks up, feeling a new presence within the Base. Uralis was busy doing gardening, probably with Killian (Elauro has No Idea who Killian is), so she’s on her own here. She lingers near the Base entrance, ready to strike down any unwanted guests...]

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[Kevin would tiredly hug back, responding with a mumble. Probably mumbling his regret of trying to make the family perfect again prior to all the issues. Something like that.]

[He doesn’t seem like he wants to let go. Killian joins in on the hug again, being more thoughtful and gentle this time.]

=Intruder alert.=

[Elauro perks up, feeling a new presence within the Base. Uralis was busy doing gardening, probably with Killian (Elauro has No Idea who Killian is), so she’s on her own here. She lingers near the Base entrance, ready to strike down any unwanted guests...]

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“...Weeell... She’s the one responsible for... Basically everything Haoran has done..? Haoran is under the effects of a changer pill, too, so... She also... Captured me... Twice, I think?”

[In the middle of explaining everything, Kevin would yawn.]

“Sorry, I’m pretty tired from not sleeping the past three or four days... or however long it’s been... Captured by Arrysia and under guard by these experiments, I didn’t want to risk turning into a soul again.”

[Killian has a quiet rage in his eyes. How DARE Arrysia capture his son!!]

=Intruder alert.=

[Elauro perks up, feeling a new presence within the Base. Uralis was busy doing gardening, probably with Killian (Elauro has No Idea who Killian is), so she’s on her own here. She lingers near the Base entrance, ready to strike down any unwanted guests...]

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[Kevin would smile with exhaustion, actually feeling somewhat safe with his parents. But the smile would turn to a frown upon remembering Haoran and Arrysia.]

“...”

[Killian would let go of Kevin, noticing the frown.]

Son, what’s wrong..?

“...I’m... Just reflecting on... Haoran... And Arrysia...”

Arrysia..?

=Intruder alert.=

[Elauro perks up, feeling a new presence within the Base. Uralis was busy doing gardening, probably with Killian (Elauro has No Idea who Killian is), so she’s on her own here. She lingers near the Base entrance, ready to strike down any unwanted guests...]

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OHMYCODESSONWHENDIDYOUWAKEUPAREYOUOKAYIWILLNOTLETGOOFYOUISHOUKDHAVESTAYEDWITHYOUWHENYOUWEREUNCONSCIOUSAND—

“Dad, I’d rather forget that time...”

[Killian still has Kevin in a tight hug...]

=Intruder alert.=

[Elauro perks up, feeling a new presence within the Base. Uralis was busy doing gardening, probably with Killian (Elauro has No Idea who Killian is), so she’s on her own here. She lingers near the Base entrance, ready to strike down any unwanted guests...]

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[Killian would be above her, patting her head.]

What does that plant taste like?

[Kevin would hold back a tired chuckle.]

“Leaves, probably.”

[Killian would turn to see Kevin, quickly launching himself at Kevin.]

S O N!

“Ough, hi dad”

=Intruder alert.=

[Elauro perks up, feeling a new presence within the Base. Uralis was busy doing gardening, probably with Killian (Elauro has No Idea who Killian is), so she’s on her own here. She lingers near the Base entrance, ready to strike down any unwanted guests...]

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“Cool, cool... And I’ve been awake for a while to the point that I managed to kill my uncle Lyero to admin intervention and trickery, revive him, discover my OTHER uncle Kryscol and wake him from a long-ass perfect world dream and point out the fraud in his place, seen my grandma and grandpa revived (maybe my grandpa, idk, memory fuzzy) and discover that the fraud who impersonated my other uncle is actually my aunt.”

“####’s wild.”

[Kevin would follow Elauro.]

=Intruder alert.=

[Elauro perks up, feeling a new presence within the Base. Uralis was busy doing gardening, probably with Killian (Elauro has No Idea who Killian is), so she’s on her own here. She lingers near the Base entrance, ready to strike down any unwanted guests...]