lord-plushtrayus

[lord-plushtrayus]

I can't donate, but I'll definitely spread the word.

Hey there! I wanted to share that Cooper had a tough emergency vet visit that cost us a lot, and I’m trying to raise funds to help cover the bill. Every little bit makes a huge difference for him, so if you could click the link below to donate or share it, I would really appreciate it. Thank you so much for your support! https://gofund.me/37d4fa20

https://gofund.me/37d4fa20

[lord-plushtrayus]

May i ask why did you suddently became unactive?

Mostly due to a lack of asks, and an absence of post ideas. I've considered deleting this blog because of it, but now I won't haha.

[lord-plushtrayus]

Miku? Who is this, MIKU?!

And why is she so popular?! An idol you say? Well there should be only ONE popular idol! Me, MEEEEEE! *he says, as someone who secretly listens to Vocaloid songs*

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Can I fill you with milk, drink the milk from you then throw you against a wall 👁👄👁

Sorry my voice is cringe lol

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wait, if you're a plush, do you make those silly noises when you're squeezed?? 🤔 (squeak)

Nope >:)

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Aww you're so adorable

Adorable? ADORABLE!? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I AM NOT-

Buttler: *holds up a mirror to Lord Plushtrayus*

Oh. In that case, I shall use this "adorableness" TO CONQUER PAC WORLD! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Hellow! :3

*looking directly without blinking*

"WHO DARES- oh. Wait why are you not blinking?"

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Betrayus, how does it feels to see your niece Elliptica to look like a cute li'l tbh creature (She even speaks like dessert rain frog)

*is conflicted* That's- um- she's-

Buttler: I believe the word you're looking for is adorable, my Lord.

SHUT UP BUTTLER I'M TRYING TO THINK! She is... less than repulsive.

Buttler: My Lord that's-

HEY! That's the closest you'll get to a genuine compliment out of me, alright?!

(Seriously tho I love that. It's cute)

[lord-plushtrayus]

I have an important question:

How does one unburn a lemon?

reverse the space time continuum.

if that doesn't work, try soaking it in rice.

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Yesssss, bask in my glory! I SAID BASK! BASK HARDER!!! MWA-HAHAHAHA- *chokes on a fried slug* ack! Where was I? Oh yeah! HAHAHAHAHAHA-

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BAH! WHAT A WASTE! THIS PATHETIC GAME FORCES ME TO PLAY AS THE PAC BRAT, AND NOT AS MY ESTEEMED, GLORIOUS SELF! ZERO STARS. I SHALL MAKE MY OWN GAME STARRING... ME! I SHALL CALL IT "BETRAYUS: THE MAGNIFICENT AND HANDSOME"!

Author's note: I actually adore this game, waaaaaay better than the 2D side scroller that's hard as frick (even tho the second game is just a low poly port lol).

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I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD, MOTHER FU-

Anyways, how do you feel about a Betrayus Hand Puppet I'm designing? 😇😁

(Still designing side 2, ans looking for ideas 💀)

Ooh! And who might that handsome fellow be? 😈

[lord-plushtrayus]

Once again, *epikly hands you somewhat edited photo and non edited photo just to annoy you*

(hehe :> Pac-Man.EXE designs ^^)

"ACK! STAY AWAY!"

*he ducks behind his throne*

[lord-plushtrayus]

*hands you an unedited photo in le phone gallery*

(Definitely not my designs for them or anything)

GACHA?! HOW DARE- AND WHERE AM I?!

(i actually really love gacha games irl Plushtrayus is just a jerk. This is adorable 😍)

[lord-plushtrayus]

Yes. I am here to harrass you again. You can not get rid of me.

Anyways, are you immune to atomic bombs, missles, guns, knives, and tanks? Asking for a friend-

"That information is classified. Now- *he picks up a spray bottle and sprays water on you* out! Vamoose! Scoot! GET OUT."

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"Hey... You're not Fluffy!"

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"How did you throw away a fire"

What? Do don't throw away burnt fires constantly? I'm bad at toasting water, OKAY!? So the water always catches fire, and the fire gets burnt. So I pick it up and threw it in the trash.

Wait.. *Sniff sniff* do you smell smoke? OH SH-T.. I LEFT MY SINK RUNNING! MY HOUSE IS GOING TO BURN DOWN-

(omg lol)

*he blinks a few times, and his mouth falls open*

"Right. You do that."