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Jane is offline.

Long sigh.

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Jane is getting a headache. Get your last words in.

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Jane, any good games you've been playing during the quarantine?

I gave that Goose game a try, a few Nintendo whatchamacallits, and of course... ACNH!

Just kidding. I don’t have any money. God save me.

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The castles long have fallen And the paintings faded blue

Now this I can do! A bit of sleuthing tells me that these are lyrics! “The Red Hood” by Aviators.

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fight for gods nor the coming of night

What on earth is happening?

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

... okay.

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Janey Janey Janey!! Is there anyone you've had more fun hanging out with than you ever would have expected?

Well... you all know my experience with friends.

This quarantine isn’t helping much, either.

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Jane is online!

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D Strider is Offline

Well, it’s been great but... I’ve got bread in the oven. 

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D, how are you related to Dave and his Bro?

Please believe me when I say, sometimes I really do wish I wasn’t. 

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D, do you play any instruments?

I mean... Sometimes I do. But most of the time I don't. 

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Hey, D? Do you make Tiktoks?

By Ke$ha? Huge fan. 

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Hey D, are you doing online classes during this dumb virus hysteria?

That’s a big no, kid. Google Zoom and Classroom Meet consists of too many apps I don't want on my phone and too many URLs to remember. 

I’ve been faking grades and attendance for the past month. 

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Ey, yo, D! Smuppets: yea/nay?

Yikes 

Uh yeah... No. 

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Mr. Strider, my dear, what was your least favorite subject when you were in high school?

The one with the old man. 

Y’know the one? The one where the guy tells you to not put metal in the microwave (better known as the Science Box).

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YO D STRI!!! Have you made any cool movies or short films lately?

Mmmmmmm No. 

Really, I haven't left my house in three days. 

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hey d! whatcha readin?

In my own words, a Brick. But, American Gods. Great read if you've got the time.