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One of these days I really need to figure out what this example sentence in my Middle Egyptian textbook was taken from:

mk wi Hr spr n.k, n sDm.n.k st. iw.i r Smt, spr.i Hr.k n inpw.

"Look, I've been petitioning/making complaints to you, but you don't listen. I will go, so I can make a complaint about you to Anubis!"

Who said this? Where is it from? Was it written in a city where Anubis was the local god, so it makes sense to go to him with complaints about people not listening to your petitioning, or did this person just straight up say "you haven't been listening to my complaints so I'm making a complaint about you to the FUNERAL GOD!!" I need to know.

Anyway, here's just the "I will go so I can make a complaint about you to Anubis" bit if you want to threaten people with this in your own life:

Also a blank version, where you can put a different god's name at the end, if you want to complain to, IDK, Sekhmet or Shezmu instead.

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Jonouchi is not wrong

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went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’

and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL

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the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

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2015? that wasnt even that long ago. it was only... [doing the math] ohhh. ohhh..... oh dear...

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This is going to be the most self indulgent thing 💫

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Either Nellie outs him to the ra’zac or Mrs. Oleson to Durza. 😂

I need an Inheritance Cycle fan who is also a Little House on the Prairie fan to collaborate with. I am pondering an AU…

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I’ve never read/seen Anne or read Little House, but I watch Little House constantly.

Should Eragon be Charles’ cousin/nephew? Or happen randomly upon Walnut Grove running from the ra’zac?

I need an Inheritance Cycle fan who is also a Little House on the Prairie fan to collaborate with. I am pondering an AU…

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I need an Inheritance Cycle fan who is also a Little House on the Prairie fan to collaborate with. I am pondering an AU…

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Nearly too short to post but long suffering Durza is worth it.

“Everytime you find a lady intriguing it becomes an imperial security risk.” Durza remarked dryly.

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Inheritance Cycle - Christopher Paolini Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Morzan (Inheritance Cycle) Additional Tags: Long-suffering Durza as the constant among my Inheritance writings

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It is time to develop my elf forsworn OC Seregmael.

His dragon shall be named Calaerwen— Sindarin for light of the sea. So she loves to be in bodies of water, which gives her elf a predisposition for water magic.

Seregmael is Bloodstained in Quenya, so he doesn’t go by this until changing his name when he joins the Forsworn. As Morzan’s bestie (and someone disillusioned by the order and elf society in general) it doesn’t take any amount of convincing.

His real name is Isilmë, moonlight in Quenya in reference to his white hair. I’ve not decided on his eyes, but maybe silver or amber to go with the moonlight theme. Yeah amber would be cool for his dragon to match. I do love when the moon is orange.

When he’s not busy with shurtugal work he loves Tolkien elf scholarship which he has recruited Morzan into helping with. Other hobbies are drinking with Morzan, playing the violin, and exposing the hypocrisy of the elves.

He’s Vrael’s grandson and Oromis’ nephew.

Another fun fact is he worships Mairon/Sauron and Melkor. The audacity is shocking to his people, which is thrilling to himself…

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So... lovely @tonhalszendvics drew some very pretty traditional lineart (a little visible in parts, because I kept it in), which I then got my hands on and decided to color it digitally. Not improving it, because I know shit about coloring humans (can't draw them at all lol, just dergs).

Also this isn't some submissive stuff or something, Morzan just likes his pets and is too tall to get them sitting normally .. or something like that. I don't know. These two do what they want anyway.

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Shruikan from the Inheritance Cycle

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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

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My urban fantasy novel has surpassed 99k words. 😁

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jounouchi Katsuya | Joey Wheeler/Kaiba Seto Characters: Jounouchi Katsuya | Joey Wheeler, Kaiba Seto Summary:

Joey thought it was pretty funny someone would put in a doordash order for a matcha latte. Some people had all the money in the world to waste on convenience. AND whoever this bright guy was had ordered from the wrong location. Cha Cha Matcha’s NoMad location was right across the way from his destination– the Ritz Carlton. So not only had this dumbass chosen the location farthest from his hotel, but he could have just gone down the street to get it. Joey hoped he wouldn’t be blamed if the latte was cold by the time he got there.

“Order for Satoshi,” Joey called out, knocking on a door on the top floor. When Roland opened it Joey nearly dropped the latte and his nearly-gone iced strawberry matcha. Oh. Oh man. “Ayy, lemme see ‘Satoshi’!” Joey grinned, succeeding in pushing past Roland only because he was surprised to see a familiar face too–and hopefully Roland wouldn’t pull a gun on any of Kaiba’s friends, even IF Kaiba wouldn’t call him /that./

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”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.