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brainfog girlies make some noise if you're fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.

the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also

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having a blast dancing to music with no discernible beat

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Based on this

this is actually canon and I love it

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"hurts because i need to move more" and "hurts because i need to not move it at all" should really be different sensations. i should be able to troubleshoot my own body without just picking one and seeing if that makes it worse.

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haha sorry guys my ride is here. a hearse pulls up and the back doors are opened for me. i climb into the coffin in the back and the doors are closed behind me and the hearse drives off. the conversation resumes as normal

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haha sorry guys my ride is here. a hearse pulls up and the back doors are opened for me. i climb into the coffin in the back and the doors are closed behind me and the hearse drives off. the conversation resumes as normal

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Harrow

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Dolev Elron

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cat can:

snuggle

biting you

eat food AND plastic

so scared of car sounds

locate Bug

Make sounds

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what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood

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Bad Decision

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fishing time! a heavily armor clad figure wades into a stream with a great broadsword and begins hacking at the fish in the water. it catches one

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“she fed him to me.”

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ponderous guy whose pronouns are huh/hmm

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ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

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anyone ever: from the get-go

me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…