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Kpop Demon Hunters looks cute and I'm really struck by the whole concept of a demon boy band. Like that'd work, I think. They wouldn't even need to hide it.

Demon Boy Band: we're hot demons here to steal your souls

Kpop Fans: *murmurs of interest*

Demon Hunters: no you don't understand! they're real demons!

Kpop Fans: *murmurs of interest intensify*

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Generations of locking the fuck in.

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sometimes I randomly remember that Mr Ratburn from Arthur is gay married to a chocolatier and a sense of calmness and prosperity washes over me like a wave 

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Garak/Kira rebel basement sex in which neither of them are into it. Kira is a lesbian and Garak is gay. Theyve just been locked in a basement for six months. Theyre bored and maybe theyre drunk and theyre lonely and theyre probably going to die without ever seeing Bashir or Odo or even the fucking sun again. So why the fuck not. Its terrible.

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people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol

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IT'S TIME

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When Everything Everywhere All at Once said “The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind, especially when we don’t know what’s going on" 

When the Good Place said “Why choose to be good every day when there is no guaranteed reward now or in the afterlife… I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.” 

When Jean-Paul Sartre said ”‘Hell is other people’ is only one side of the coin. The other side, which no one seems to mention, is also ‘Heaven is each other’. Hell is separateness, uncommunicability, self-centeredness, lust for power, for riches, for fame. Heaven on the other hand is very simple, and very hard: caring about your fellow beings.“

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What keeps fucking me up the most about the latest Doctor Who episode (The Well) is not that the midnight entity won and escaped, but how it managed to win. The last time, the midnight entity lost because someone sacrificed themselves to keep it trapped. This time, the entity started killing people by following a couple of made-up rules that would guarantee that sooner or later it would manage to escape the planet. Because moving unto the person that killed it's previous host wasn't a rule, it was a choice, and thus, when the time came, it's ticket out. Finally, the time comes... and the Doctor is there. The only living creature that had met the midnight entity before and sabotaged it's plans is there. And... here is the part that fucks me up... the Doctor does what the Doctor does best, he finds a way to win, but he was so focused on finding a loophole in the rules that he never stopped to think about why the midnight entity had started to follow those rules.

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I love how in yellowjackets the implied cannibalism is a quasi-religious ritual portrayed with horrific awe, but in class of 07 my aussie girlies are like "fuck it we've boiled the last shoe let's host a survivor tribal council to vote who we eat" and then they film it like survivor elimination. thas what I call a cultural dichotomy innit

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DS9 + text posts part 2

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Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies

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they should've let Kira tell dukat to shut the fuck up. At least once.

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Downton abbey

I cannot believe the first shot of Mary and Matthew being married is them in that god damn car and then it kills him directly after meeting his son.

I will never be ok with it

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okay but if you ever see a male creative who had a string of great work and then everything else he did was dogshit, go to the "personal life" part of his wikipedia and look at his relationships. you'll either find a major tragedy he didn't recover from (completely understandable) or, more likely, there was a woman in his life doing uncredited shit editing his stuff or contributing generally and she's not there anymore.

I told a friend about this phenomenon in literature and he called me weeks later like, I remembered what you said about women doing uncredited work when tim burton came up. he made a string of bangers then everything else just was nowhere near as good. the timeline matches perfectly to when he was with this german visual artist (lena gieseke). he's done some good work in collaboration, but if things were dug into I suspect we would find she did a lot more than people realise.

so yeah whenever you look around like wow women didn't work in history, or, women aren't auteurs, or, there just aren't as many great female writers - societal reasons for that aside, half the time they absolutely did.

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first they made it mandatory to log in everywhere. create an account to download your free template Log in to access resource give us your email nowwwww. Now the humble password is being killed too. open your magic email link! type your 6 digit code that we texted you because we required your email and your phone number! we’re gonna call you and whisper a code sweetly in your ear so you can log in to your account. yes it has a password but you cant use that anymore. okay? poob is gonna call you. now poob is just gonna call you.

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"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

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me, after years of writing haymitch to be older with effie being younger: no, actually, you’re right suzanne. THIS is way more fun