lordwarfstash

[lordwarfstash]

Ooc: Hey everyone, due to a warning going around about inappropriate art being sent out tomorrow, I’m going to be turning off my asks on all my blogs until January. If you want to interact with me and my blogs just @ me. Have fun and be safe!

[lordwarfstash]

*Kicks down your door holding a full carton of eggnog*

HEY!!! YEAH YOU!!!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE!!! AND I WANT TO GIVE YOU THE BEST GIFT EVER!!! SO SEND YOUR ASK’S AND LET SHADOW CLAWS SEE WHAT THEY CAN DO FOR YOU!!!

*Shadow chugs the entire carton of eggnog before smashing it against their forehead*

AHHHHHHH!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

[lordwarfstash]

*bites his shoulder*

Ow! Hey! >:(

I’m supposed to be the one doing the biting!

*Wilford hisses at them bearing his fangs*

Now come here!

[lordwarfstash]

We don’t hurt them too badly! Just the occasional rich douche bag! Sometimes we like a bit of fresh blood.

*Abe shakes his head and chuckles*

Wil babe you’re not helping your case…

*Abe turns to the other Abe*

Sorry about him.

*A wormhole opens up and someone bearing resemblance to Abe steps out* 

Huh looks like my old office…

@detective-abe

Abe was looking at a pin board full of evidence and he had a cigarette in his mouth. He turned around and almost jumped out of his skin. “Oh fuck me!” He held a hand over his heart and looked at the Abe in his office.

[lordwarfstash]

*Wilford winks at Abe while the other Abe rolls his eyes* 

Well, thank you for keeping sugarplum company. I was just coming over to see if Abe want to go grab a…. Late night snack~

*A wormhole opens up and someone bearing resemblance to Abe steps out* 

Huh looks like my old office…

@detective-abe

Abe was looking at a pin board full of evidence and he had a cigarette in his mouth. He turned around and almost jumped out of his skin. “Oh fuck me!” He held a hand over his heart and looked at the Abe in his office.

[lordwarfstash]

*Wilford looks up and waves at Abe*

Hello there! You must be the Abe that shadows always talking about.

*Abe nods his head*

We were just talking about each others lives.

*A wormhole opens up and someone bearing resemblance to Abe steps out* 

Huh looks like my old office…

@detective-abe

Abe was looking at a pin board full of evidence and he had a cigarette in his mouth. He turned around and almost jumped out of his skin. “Oh fuck me!” He held a hand over his heart and looked at the Abe in his office.

[lordwarfstash]

*Wilford winks at Alexander*

Will do!

*He waved goodbye to Alexander and closes the door behind him. Heading on back home*

(This was fun thank you!)

(I hope this is OK)

GET HIM!!!

Oh dear

*Wilford starts running down the street dodging people quickly as a pair of cops chase him  Wilford turns his head and calls out to them in a teasing manner* 

Come on fellas, you gonna have to do better than that.

*Wilford quickly ducks into an alley successfully ditching the two cops. Wilford poked his head on the other side of the alleyway before he starts walking down that street and bumps into you* 

Oh apologies friend. Didn’t mean to do that!

@lordwarfstash

(It's perfect)

(Quick description of my character : My DA, mâle He/Him. Bi. 5'5 with red eyes and white long hair put into a bun (Albino))

The person looked at William... Or rather Wilford in shocks. He blocked for a moment before taking "William's" hand and returning to a house. To prevent them from being caught by the police

"If you don't want to get caught, I advise you to shut up"

[lordwarfstash]

*Wilford puts the paper in his pocket before giving Alexander piece of paper with his phone number on it*

Anytime, my friend.

*Wilford smiles at Alexander before heading out the door giving him one more mischievous smile*

Don’t worry about me and the cops. You’re find It’s going to be a bit harder for them to keep up with me. Heh  

(I hope this is OK)

GET HIM!!!

Oh dear

*Wilford starts running down the street dodging people quickly as a pair of cops chase him  Wilford turns his head and calls out to them in a teasing manner* 

Come on fellas, you gonna have to do better than that.

*Wilford quickly ducks into an alley successfully ditching the two cops. Wilford poked his head on the other side of the alleyway before he starts walking down that street and bumps into you* 

Oh apologies friend. Didn’t mean to do that!

@lordwarfstash

(It's perfect)

(Quick description of my character : My DA, mâle He/Him. Bi. 5'5 with red eyes and white long hair put into a bun (Albino))

The person looked at William... Or rather Wilford in shocks. He blocked for a moment before taking "William's" hand and returning to a house. To prevent them from being caught by the police

"If you don't want to get caught, I advise you to shut up"

[lordwarfstash]

Oh yes everything is fine right now.

 *Wilford’s phone suddenly dings Showing it’s a message from Shadow saying: Are you coming home yet? Abe is worried. Wilford sighs and gives Alexander another hug* 

It appears I’m being missed right now. I’ll give you my phone number and you can call whenever you want! And whenever you want, I can schedule you a meeting with a Shadow I have no doubt they’ll be excited to meet you.

(I hope this is OK)

GET HIM!!!

Oh dear

*Wilford starts running down the street dodging people quickly as a pair of cops chase him  Wilford turns his head and calls out to them in a teasing manner* 

Come on fellas, you gonna have to do better than that.

*Wilford quickly ducks into an alley successfully ditching the two cops. Wilford poked his head on the other side of the alleyway before he starts walking down that street and bumps into you* 

Oh apologies friend. Didn’t mean to do that!

@lordwarfstash

(It's perfect)

(Quick description of my character : My DA, mâle He/Him. Bi. 5'5 with red eyes and white long hair put into a bun (Albino))

The person looked at William... Or rather Wilford in shocks. He blocked for a moment before taking "William's" hand and returning to a house. To prevent them from being caught by the police

"If you don't want to get caught, I advise you to shut up"

[lordwarfstash]

*Wilford chuckles and brings Alexander into a hug which makes a squeaky sound*

Thank you friend and the same for you. if you need anything, simply let me know.

(I hope this is OK)

GET HIM!!!

Oh dear

*Wilford starts running down the street dodging people quickly as a pair of cops chase him  Wilford turns his head and calls out to them in a teasing manner* 

Come on fellas, you gonna have to do better than that.

*Wilford quickly ducks into an alley successfully ditching the two cops. Wilford poked his head on the other side of the alleyway before he starts walking down that street and bumps into you* 

Oh apologies friend. Didn’t mean to do that!

@lordwarfstash

(It's perfect)

(Quick description of my character : My DA, mâle He/Him. Bi. 5'5 with red eyes and white long hair put into a bun (Albino))

The person looked at William... Or rather Wilford in shocks. He blocked for a moment before taking "William's" hand and returning to a house. To prevent them from being caught by the police

"If you don't want to get caught, I advise you to shut up"

[lordwarfstash]

Oh trust me. Every William makes His mistakes no matter what universe…….

And it always catches up to us in the end.

(I hope this is OK)

GET HIM!!!

Oh dear

*Wilford starts running down the street dodging people quickly as a pair of cops chase him  Wilford turns his head and calls out to them in a teasing manner* 

Come on fellas, you gonna have to do better than that.

*Wilford quickly ducks into an alley successfully ditching the two cops. Wilford poked his head on the other side of the alleyway before he starts walking down that street and bumps into you* 

Oh apologies friend. Didn’t mean to do that!

@lordwarfstash

(It's perfect)

(Quick description of my character : My DA, mâle He/Him. Bi. 5'5 with red eyes and white long hair put into a bun (Albino))

The person looked at William... Or rather Wilford in shocks. He blocked for a moment before taking "William's" hand and returning to a house. To prevent them from being caught by the police

"If you don't want to get caught, I advise you to shut up"

[lordwarfstash]

*Wilford pauses for a moment, unsure of what to say to that. He is a man full of madness and anger, but mainly……guilt*

Thank you friend that’s very kind of you to say even though at some degree, maybe I do deserve it.

You know like you and shadow. The road you travel on in life is hard but I know eventually you’ll find peace and happiness.

(I hope this is OK)

GET HIM!!!

Oh dear

*Wilford starts running down the street dodging people quickly as a pair of cops chase him  Wilford turns his head and calls out to them in a teasing manner* 

Come on fellas, you gonna have to do better than that.

*Wilford quickly ducks into an alley successfully ditching the two cops. Wilford poked his head on the other side of the alleyway before he starts walking down that street and bumps into you* 

Oh apologies friend. Didn’t mean to do that!

@lordwarfstash

(It's perfect)

(Quick description of my character : My DA, mâle He/Him. Bi. 5'5 with red eyes and white long hair put into a bun (Albino))

The person looked at William... Or rather Wilford in shocks. He blocked for a moment before taking "William's" hand and returning to a house. To prevent them from being caught by the police

"If you don't want to get caught, I advise you to shut up"

[lordwarfstash]

And I’m sorry for you getting dragged into this mess.

(I hope this is OK)

GET HIM!!!

Oh dear

*Wilford starts running down the street dodging people quickly as a pair of cops chase him  Wilford turns his head and calls out to them in a teasing manner* 

Come on fellas, you gonna have to do better than that.

*Wilford quickly ducks into an alley successfully ditching the two cops. Wilford poked his head on the other side of the alleyway before he starts walking down that street and bumps into you* 

Oh apologies friend. Didn’t mean to do that!

@lordwarfstash

(It's perfect)

(Quick description of my character : My DA, mâle He/Him. Bi. 5'5 with red eyes and white long hair put into a bun (Albino))

The person looked at William... Or rather Wilford in shocks. He blocked for a moment before taking "William's" hand and returning to a house. To prevent them from being caught by the police

"If you don't want to get caught, I advise you to shut up"

[lordwarfstash]

those are perfectly. Good emotions to feel right now.

(I hope this is OK)

GET HIM!!!

Oh dear

*Wilford starts running down the street dodging people quickly as a pair of cops chase him  Wilford turns his head and calls out to them in a teasing manner* 

Come on fellas, you gonna have to do better than that.

*Wilford quickly ducks into an alley successfully ditching the two cops. Wilford poked his head on the other side of the alleyway before he starts walking down that street and bumps into you* 

Oh apologies friend. Didn’t mean to do that!

@lordwarfstash

(It's perfect)

(Quick description of my character : My DA, mâle He/Him. Bi. 5'5 with red eyes and white long hair put into a bun (Albino))

The person looked at William... Or rather Wilford in shocks. He blocked for a moment before taking "William's" hand and returning to a house. To prevent them from being caught by the police

"If you don't want to get caught, I advise you to shut up"

[lordwarfstash]

*Wilford pats them on the shoulder in a comforting manner*

Don’t worry friend take your time.

(I hope this is OK)

GET HIM!!!

Oh dear

*Wilford starts running down the street dodging people quickly as a pair of cops chase him  Wilford turns his head and calls out to them in a teasing manner* 

Come on fellas, you gonna have to do better than that.

*Wilford quickly ducks into an alley successfully ditching the two cops. Wilford poked his head on the other side of the alleyway before he starts walking down that street and bumps into you* 

Oh apologies friend. Didn’t mean to do that!

@lordwarfstash

(It's perfect)

(Quick description of my character : My DA, mâle He/Him. Bi. 5'5 with red eyes and white long hair put into a bun (Albino))

The person looked at William... Or rather Wilford in shocks. He blocked for a moment before taking "William's" hand and returning to a house. To prevent them from being caught by the police

"If you don't want to get caught, I advise you to shut up"

[lordwarfstash]

Oh yes don’t worry it’s very common shadow struggled with the same thing for a while. Things will start coming back to you in bits and pieces.

(I hope this is OK)

GET HIM!!!

Oh dear

*Wilford starts running down the street dodging people quickly as a pair of cops chase him  Wilford turns his head and calls out to them in a teasing manner* 

Come on fellas, you gonna have to do better than that.

*Wilford quickly ducks into an alley successfully ditching the two cops. Wilford poked his head on the other side of the alleyway before he starts walking down that street and bumps into you* 

Oh apologies friend. Didn’t mean to do that!

@lordwarfstash

(It's perfect)

(Quick description of my character : My DA, mâle He/Him. Bi. 5'5 with red eyes and white long hair put into a bun (Albino))

The person looked at William... Or rather Wilford in shocks. He blocked for a moment before taking "William's" hand and returning to a house. To prevent them from being caught by the police

"If you don't want to get caught, I advise you to shut up"

[lordwarfstash]

Oh shoot, you haven’t met them yet have you?

Well you remember Damien and um… Celine.

*Wilford slightly cringes from the memory of Celine*

In some other universes they, of course, both die, and they kind of steal the DA’s aka your Body and become known as Darkiplier.

(I hope this is OK)

GET HIM!!!

Oh dear

*Wilford starts running down the street dodging people quickly as a pair of cops chase him  Wilford turns his head and calls out to them in a teasing manner* 

Come on fellas, you gonna have to do better than that.

*Wilford quickly ducks into an alley successfully ditching the two cops. Wilford poked his head on the other side of the alleyway before he starts walking down that street and bumps into you* 

Oh apologies friend. Didn’t mean to do that!

@lordwarfstash

(It's perfect)

(Quick description of my character : My DA, mâle He/Him. Bi. 5'5 with red eyes and white long hair put into a bun (Albino))

The person looked at William... Or rather Wilford in shocks. He blocked for a moment before taking "William's" hand and returning to a house. To prevent them from being caught by the police

"If you don't want to get caught, I advise you to shut up"