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There was a guy in a Christianity documentary a teacher put on for us today who looked exactly like you (he was also called Jonathan) and he talked about premarital sex for a solid 5 minutes

Amateur hour, mate. I could talk about premarital sex for upwards of thirty minutes, easy. Guy needs to up his game if he wants to be going round with my name and face.

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The whole war with the Moon Kaiser is based on WW1

All of the songs in GPTVTMK are based on old trench songs and the like

Obviously Bertie didn’t die in WW1 OP was just referencing the source material, we know that it’s in the future

I thought this was common knowledge?? But??

Also wanted to throw in this jonnypost even though it’s not really needed as proof or anything but

I made this for a friend but he and I both thought y'all would appreciate it

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Commission for @ghostyary

Plethan plaguers or smth idk I never learned his actual name

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how to grow the fuck up

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

God they make ill

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Look at that cat gah damn

God they make ill

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I see this and I SOB every time

God they make ill

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AGBABWBBEBRBDBDBFB

God they make ill

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Loser

Die hbt

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Jonny sims keeping bonzo as a recurring character is a personal attack towards me and me personally

He sees bonzo and is like oh yeah yk who this would piss off? Tumblr user lordzukosnosehair

MORE BONZO

(This is a joke I swear)

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IT GLITCHED

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KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILLL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

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bought a mocha today and thought wow this is so magnus protocol coded

typed on a computer today and thought wow this is so magnus protocol coded

was transgender today and thought wow this-

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she breacon on my hope until i magnus on her archives until she elias on my bouchard until she martin on my blackwood until i johnathan on her sims until she timothy on my stoker until i peter on her lucas until she gertrude on my robinson until i not on her sasha until she michael on my distortion until i *gunshot*

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Was in a community of falsettos fans one time with one other Jewish person and it was one of the most casually anti-Semitic environments I’ve been in

I feel like not enough people bring up the Jewish part of falsettos. I've seen some people completely ignore the fact that they're Jewish. I've even seen someone say that them being Jewish has nothing to do with the story so it's ok to hc the characters as being Christian (this happens with whizzer mainly). Which is wrong, them Jewish, is the whole second act. It's also really important to have queer Jewish representation. I feel like a lot of these takes tend to be on Tiktok for some reason. But idk that's just a few things I've seen.

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prince of egypt is not a christian movie. the exodus is a jewish story. it’s found in other religions, and can even have a heightened level of significance, like for black (specifically african american) christians. but it is a jewish story from jewish scripture written from a jewish perspective about jewish persecution. enjoy it all you want. but don’t go on about how much you love prince of egypt then erase the fundamental jewish spirit of it.