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me. me when a poem says something ive felt before

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500 likes!

Whoa 👀

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Mlems galore

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when they're remodeling houses on those HGTV shows and they rip out the most amazing seafoam green or baby blue or blush pink 70s tile....why do you hate style and fun

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masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

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what do business majors even do i just assume that all their classes are just them all doing the business card scene from american psycho for an hour

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George: thats all he would say, was "keep administering the shocks, keep going."

jerry: so what did you do??

george: what do you think i did? i kept administering the shocks!

jerry : even though you could hear the person on the other end--

george: well what was i supposed to do!

jerry: --screaming and begging for mercy?

george: "keep going, keep shocking him," the guy was telling me! *puts his head in his hands* he was in charge of the experiment, he was paying me, what was i supposed to do? tell him to go suck a lemon?

jerry: so what you're telling me is, you were just following orders?

*kramer enters wearing a brand new pork pie hat with the price tag still on*

kramer: guess who just got paid to sit around in a room pretending to get electrocuted all day!

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Blade will turn up to a party but point blank refuse to have fun.

I can respect that.

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“Sometimes you have to lose your mind before you come to your senses.”

— Socrates

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“The king and the lionheart”

No one asked, but here Ash and Red toghether

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This is the thing I’ll murmur under my breath, when I turn 80 and sit in my wheelchair reminiscing over photos of my youth.

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

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Yes this character is evil but have you considered that the song that plays while they commit atrocities is a fucking banger

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“Even non-traditional couples, and even non-hetero couples, often adopt many or all aspects of these rituals, and what’s more, these rituals have a tendency to multiply and metastasize, often egged on or outright fabricated by corporations. Once upon a time it was normal for an engagement ring to be a plain band. Then De Beers started a campaign claiming that diamonds were the ideal stone for such a ring, which eventually morphed into the norm that they were the only acceptable stone for such a ring. After that, De Beers promoted the idea that an engagement ring should cost “two months’ salary”, which in many quarters has become three months’ salary. Anything less would suggest you are not paying the adequate price for your bride; not showing deference to the twin pillars of society that are “traditional values” and irrational capitalism.”

— Aisling McCrea

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3 Mexicans tried to cross the border,but only 2 got through.Why?

There was a sign that said no tres passing.