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im dizzy from laughing at this image

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Lorien legacies had too many characters (and it made the sequels too hard to write)

Imagine having 6 main characters from the first series left

Now add the new 6 main characters

Dont forget the three villains

They couldnt juggle so many people even if they split into groups

But also i feel like certain characters could’ve benefited from interacting with certain others

I think it was a missed opportunity with Ran and Five for their story about what could possibly be the reason why people have legacies to encounter the Loric-Energy-as-god fanatic that is Marina or the someone like Six

I feel like the whole series was missing a whole lotta six

In the war six’s legacies were an integral part of killing a genocidal space terrorist and while she cant say anything about being the reason your family died or having inherently destructive abilities she definitely had the most self worth in the series. (Watchtower was an undercooked plot point in general tbh)

And where the hell was Ella. Like i get it shes a weird psychic going thru puberty but i think she was excluded from the narrative because she at this point could probably turn every enemies brain off from a distance and then they could just walk up and put them in Draynen handcuffs

Dont gent me started on the Christofascists

Theyre exactly the kinda threat i feel would arise in this kinda story scenario but maaaaan do they feel like a weird out of pocket enemy that exist solely to be evil with no nuance

Nine shouldve been a free agent killing these klansmen and Six shouldve been teaching the kids that under no circumstances should you trust authority and self reliance is important and then sam would also be there teaching cybersecurity or whatever

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That one uquiz about the types of love where one of them is love as religion, but make that Navrina

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caleb has osdd because i said so

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this is  so fucking funny

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the only moments in this series ever are when four sam and six are all fucking around before the house theyre in is just set on fire

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POV: Five at the garde dinner trying to listen to everyone's sad life stories and decide who's annoying to plot their downfall all while still looking awkward:

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POV: Five at the garde dinner trying to listen to everyone's sad life stories and decide who's annoying to plot their downfall all while still looking awkward:

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LGBT Headcanons

John: Bi ( Sam x Sarah x John 4 ever) Six: Bi and Poly and NB (pretty sure she called Lexa sexy in her head the first time she saw her) Marina: Str8 (sadly) Nine: Str8 (but he gets really weird when other men are as strong or stronger than him) Five: Bi (no further comment) Eight: Bi (definitely the type of bitch to say 'i dont like labels') Ella: Lesbian (We need to find her a butch woman who looks like Nine)

Bonus: Walker: Lesbian Sam:Transmasculine Ran Takeda: Asexual Isabela Silva: Genderfluid (literally) and Bi Einar: Gay Nigel Barnaby: Transmasculine (in addition to his CANON GAYNESS , who else clapped) Caleb: Bi (hopeless twunk with no game and daddy issues)

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One of the best things encountered in the Lorien Legacies Reborn is some characters finding out more uses for telekinesis and other abilities. Einar directly crushing the ribcage from a distance was crazy.

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Turned off the reblogs to the other post I did to just focus on Nyro's account rather than the other person I included. Please support this Sudanese artist who is trying to help her family!

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What Garde is most powerful? (Excluding John's Ximic)

Please reblog with propaganda

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Number Nine, every time he saw a fat character

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I finished Return To Zero and idk the politics of the situaition are kind of un-salvageable The most interesting thing about the Lorien Legacies series is that as it progresses you realize that along with the characters and the author become disillusioned with the idea of an all knowing or inherently benevolent force since lorien seems to be one that disperses power without discretion and seemingly at times what could be considered malice the finale seems to be incapable of reconciling that in the finale of the first series they kinda destroyed planet Earth it became one of instability to an extent unseen previous now there are Human-Garde and seemingly will always be human-garde

But this isnt queerness this isnt racial injustice this was DONE to people

there are a set of people who were RESPONSIBLE for this happening even though they didnt know it would happen and this has harmed immeasurable lives on a micro scale and will probably be a new cause of war and famine and disappearance in a way that a world garde peacekeeping force couldnt possibly stifle Earth is fucked The finale is bittersweet Some arcs werent explored to an extent i wanted them to be ESPECIALLY Ran and certain characters felt like they were removed from the plot because they would be too smart and confident and useful (Six and Sam)

The writing was really good though omg the amount of dread that happens in these books is almost hard to endure i loved it yayy

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Heres a pair of things that in the fake universe of the Lorien Legacies happened even though its another universe

1:the life and death of Jesus Christ of Nazareth

Evidence: Christians wear crosses

Weird: If a bunch of demigods and gods were supposedly Loric theres the possibility he is too...

2. Taylor Swift

Evidence: in Return to Zero Taylor hears Nine's phone ring with a song from quote "that other taylor" of which he was embarassed