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TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

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What a re the most yummy nutritiotis summer vegetables i can steal from gardens

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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

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My cat just climbed up onto the bed next to me, sneezed directly into my ear, swatted me on the forehead, and left with the satisfaction of someone who just crossed the last thing off a to-do list.

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TIL that the Audubon Society has released official statements on the difference between a "bird", a "birb", and a "borb", featuring such gems as:

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that's the dogs kitty

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

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reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep

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(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)

Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!