loserjack

[loserjack]

Oh, you're back on my page again? 😇

Stop pretending that this is "bad" for you when it feels SO. FUCKING. RIGHT. 😩🥵😍😮‍💨

[loserjack]

I've warped your sexuality and I'm never changing it back 😇💁‍♀️

[loserjack]

You've tried being a normal, functioning member of society. And how well did that go? 🤣👎

Time to surrender to your most basic instincts. Be a good gooner for Mommy 😘✊️✊️💦

[loserjack]

You don't even need words anymore 😘 just "mmmf" and "hnnng" until your balls are drained and you can't form a sentence 😇

[loserjack]

You're so used to your own death grip that pussy would feel like nothing to you at this point 🥴😒

[loserjack]

Easier to kick your balls, too, when you're on your knees 😈🙇‍♂️

[loserjack]

Whether you're at work

Hanging with friends

Sitting next to your girlfriend

I want you to stop what you're doing and go the bathroom to tug for me 😈✊️✊️💦

That's an order 😌☝️

[loserjack]

Why can't you just enjoy normal porn like a real man? 🤨 what the fuck is wrong with you? 😒😒

[loserjack]

This is your sign to buy a plaid skirt and thigh highs 😈💃

Time to see how good your cage looks when it's poking out between them 😏🔒

[loserjack]

You don't need a caption to tell you this.. your "manhood" has already betrayed you 🤣😂🥀

[loserjack]

Only her bull gets the uncensored version 🚫

Only her bull gets to touch her perfect curves ⏳️

Only her bull deserves to cum deep inside her wet cunt 💦

[loserjack]

If you've disgraced a woman with your dicklet (or tried to 🤣) in the past year.. punch yourself in the balls for me. Hard. Stop making the world a worse place by pretending you're a "man" meant to "fuck" 🥴😒👎

[loserjack]

So, what will it be? 😏

❤️ 💙 or 💜 ?

[loserjack]

Anything that keeps you away from women irl 🥰🥰🥰

[loserjack]

Your new sex life 💁‍♀️

[loserjack]

Time to move the goal posts 😉 you've always known that "traditional" dating just wasn't meant for you 🤷‍♀️

[loserjack]

Are you broken?

Yes 😈

Is there a fix?

Lmao, fuck no 🤣