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my most controversial ship? heh...the Thomas W Lawson
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Boat spotted!
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boat mentioned

we did it
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I think about that cat alot. the one from ww2 boats that kept survivng.
Unsinkable Sam great kitty

this is the face of three shipwreck survivor
ai’m going to go into detail about this when its not 3 am
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Bring back pirate sails. It’s gogoog ggood for the economy
less pollution less gas more coolness factor
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I’m actually terrified of fish
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Devestating: another oceanliner turned into coral reef
#boat#oceanliner#trump wasn’t in office at the time im pretty sure but im choosing to still blame him#damn you american government#‘scrap em or turn em into coral reefs’#fish dont need to live#fish are scary anyways
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Fun fact:
Oceanliners are the best mode of transport I am not making this up fuck trains
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Why didn’t Odysseus just use google maps?
odysseus: siri, how do i get to ithica?
siri: fastest route. only route available
odysseus, opening google maps: what kind of traffic has this route blood red???? were in ghe middle of the ocean!
odysseus: construction up ahead? what construction- HOLY SHIT IS THAT POSEIDON
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