loserwithagodcomplex
loserwithagodcomplex
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🎶tv taught me how to feel, now real life has no appeal🎶 my pronouns are whatever you want
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loserwithagodcomplex · 1 day ago
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loserwithagodcomplex · 1 day ago
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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loserwithagodcomplex · 9 days ago
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If you're reading this...
go write three sentences on your current writing project.
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loserwithagodcomplex · 10 days ago
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Basic life stuff on Father’s Day your dad may have never taught you
Men’s pants often have what’s called vanity sizing so a 32 inch waist between different brands is actually different sometimes. It’s still a good idea to try the pants on before you buy them.
A flathead screwdriver can be used on a Phillips head screw.
It’s always morally correct to simply walk away from a salesman. You don���t need to buy a mattress to be polite. Just leave. Walk away. Skedaddle.
A complete meal has fat, protein, carbs, and some kind of fruit or vegetable. A snack should have carbs and protein. That’s how you stay full for longer and get your vitamins. It’s really that simple.
Dumpster diving is legal in many countries including the US, Canada, and Australia but trespassing and property damage are illegal. If you are allowed to be in an area and can access the trash without breaking anything you can just take stuff
You should be thinking about retirement savings even in your 20s and 30s. Get a mutual fund.
If you go gambling, only spend cash and pull out exactly as much money as you’re willing to lose from the atm. Never use a credit card in a casino if you can avoid it.
You can add a layer of seasoning to a cast iron skillet right on the stove. You don’t actually have to put it in the oven every time.
To build a fire, build a little pile of kindling first with plenty of air under it. This can be sticks or leftover wood from the hardware store. Doesn’t matter. Then light some newspaper or leaves under it. This’ll help the kindling catch on fire. Then you can add a log to it. The log needs a long exposure to flames before it catches on fire.
Fresh cut wood needs to dry out for several months before it’ll work as either building material or firewood. Several years is even better.
Flower delivery for simple bouquets costs less than you think it does and makes a nice gift for people who are hard to shop for
University libraries often let the general public get a card to check things out from them for a yearly fee. This is useful to know if you’re ever doing some specific research.
To make hard boiled eggs easier to peel boil them with just barely enough to cover and let a lot of the water burn off. Then shock them in an ice bath when they’re done.
If you or your pets end up killing a venemous snake by accident or in self defense you should bury the head so that no animals get poisoned by it because the fangs can still distribute venom
Tall people who visit your house can see the tops of your cabinets and bookshelves. Clean accordingly if you don’t want people to see dust.
Annuals are plants that will die after one year and perennials are plants that live for multiple years
If you feel gross and like your life sucks maybe try getting a haircut
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loserwithagodcomplex · 11 days ago
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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it
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loserwithagodcomplex · 11 days ago
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just going on here to tell you guys ive started posting chapters of my fic BLUE_MOON: a tidalwave fic set in the universe of Fallout.
reblogs would be appreciated, considering i won't be here to advertise it myself further.
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loserwithagodcomplex · 19 days ago
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Gilear is Murph's gilear
This man is just collecting pathetic middle aged blonds
wealwell is murph's gilear
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loserwithagodcomplex · 21 days ago
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I actually fully believe that
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so true daisuke my king. im always saying this
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loserwithagodcomplex · 27 days ago
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things you DO NOT need to be a man
a dick
he/him pronouns
XY chromosomes
things you DO need to be a man
the swiftness of a coursing river
the force of a great typhoon
the strength of a raging fire
the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon
^this post was brought to you by LGBT^
Let's
Get down to
Business
To defeat the huns
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loserwithagodcomplex · 1 month ago
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This is a premonition
can't get over this dream I had about a seemingly normal make some noise prompt
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took me like 10 mins after waking up to think
why the fuck did Lou have a horse
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loserwithagodcomplex · 1 month ago
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loserwithagodcomplex · 1 month ago
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loserwithagodcomplex · 2 months ago
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"Aro/Ace person gets given a love potion" story but instead of them being immune or whatever, it DOES work, and they realize IMMEDIATELY that they've been fed a love potion because this feeling is so wrong and foreign but everyone keeps laughing off the idea of it being a love potion because "they were probably just a late bloomer" or "no, you just finally found the right person!" and it's just a horror story about how no one believes them even though they know, they KNOW this isn't right and they can't stand it.
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loserwithagodcomplex · 2 months ago
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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays
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loserwithagodcomplex · 2 months ago
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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
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loserwithagodcomplex · 3 months ago
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I started watching Project Ghostlight: Private Nightmares after EXU: Divergence
And I have to say that Alex Ward is one of my favorite cryptids
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loserwithagodcomplex · 3 months ago
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I want to be in the timeline where bbno$ guests on jrwi
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