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I hate having to post political posts like this nut he we are again. Anybody from the UK wanna sign this. Folks from outside the UK maybe share it?

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Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

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ON THE SHOW "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS," THE KRABBY PATTIES THE TITULAR SPONGEBOB MAKES PROFESSIONALLY ARE, PER THE SERIES CREATOR, VEGETARIAN. THIS IS BECAUSE NICKELODEON HAD RULES FOR THE SPONGEBOB PRODUCTION TEAM AGAINST DEPICTING FISH AS FOOD FOR OTHER FISH. SOMETIMES THEY BROKE THIS RULE

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me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

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You guys know that scene in Sherlock where John finds out Sherlock doesn’t know the earth revolves around the sun because he deleted that "unnecessary information" from his brain?

Yeah. That. But it’s Albert Wesker.

Chris: “...You seriously didn’t know the Earth orbits the sun once a year?”

Wesker: “That information has no tactical value.”

Chris: “It’s first grade science.”

Wesker: “And yet, I’ve genetically outpaced everyone who learned it.”

Jill: “You mean to tell me you don’t know what continents there are?”

Wesker: “I don’t need to. I memorize coordinates.”

Chris: “Okay, just tell me what comes after Q.”

Wesker: “Q2.”

Chris: “…What?”

Wesker: “In the Umbrella classification system, Q-level protocols are succeeded by Q2 directives. That is what follows.”

Jill: “HE MEANS THE ALPHABET, WESKER.”

Wesker: “Oh. Irrelevant to me.”

Leon: “Okay, turn the oven to 180 degrees.”

Wesker: “Which direction?”

Leon: “What do you mean—like… just turn the dial.”

Wesker: “I don’t engage with primitive heating devices. I’ve deleted that knowledge.”

Leon: “You DELETED ‘how to use an oven’??”

Wesker: “It was clogging up space needed for virology schematics.”

Leon: “You’re literally the smartest idiot I’ve ever met.”

Chris: “Do you even know your own blood type?”

Wesker: “Enhanced.”

Chris: “THAT’S NOT—WHAT—THAT’S NOT A BLOOD TYPE??”

Jill: “What did you think daylight saving time was for?”

Wesker: “I assumed it was a peasant tradition. Like crop rotation.”

Jill: “OH MY GOD.”

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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captain 🫡

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btw if you’re fat and your partner doesn’t love you wholeheartedly, if they’re attracted to you “despite” your body, if they avoid touching you, if they look away from certain parts of you, you’re allowed to break up with that person. look at me. you can do better. you are not unloveable and you don’t have to settle i fucking promise.

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i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

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