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i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh
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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood
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polycules of five or more should be organized like special operations squads. you have a commander you have sexual tension with. You have the sexy one. You have one with glasses. You know what I don’t know enough about squads i think
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"they make me insane" and it's my own ocs
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Hey we love you but please stop saying “in the club freaking it cronenbergian style” we don’t know what that means
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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is
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My favorite ultra-specific character type is "this fucked up little man clearly just needs a consensual BDSM relationship and some therapy and he'd be fine, but that is very much not what happens in this story."
#shin malphur#but ironically in the one au where i give him that its actually Not what he needs so he is Worsened
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At least once a week i am thinking about how if you dropped someone born and bred pnw in any other state they would die in like. 2 days. microculture of no hardship. ohhhh i wake up every day and see beautiful mountains or oceans or lakes i dont even see it anymore lol it's just background noise to me. i have never lived in a city that i s 300 square miles of concrete. i have never lived 3 months of triple digit summer. i dont know what a thunderstorm or tornado is. i only have one high way. speeding is bad i would never go 90 mph on a backroad. i think interchanges are scary. my salsa has maple syrup in it and no spices. i've never seen a bug in my life. GROW UP !
#i moved to alaska six months ago and everyone is like 'how are you adjusting??? this is such a hard place to live in!'#i lived 21 years on and off in east texas anywhere with the slightest inclines or amount of precipitation is a DREAM to me
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Who is taylor swift. Has anyone heard of john carpenter's "the thing"
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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
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