lost-in-my-pants

[lost-in-my-pants]

So thinking about humans with ADHD we have many different things we learn to do to keep our minds or body busy. Imagine if a culture created a term called JOAT ( jack of all trades) as a way to classify humans.

Also we can randomly pick up frequencies that shouldn’t be easily measured by ear.

Zort: welcome to the ship I’m glad we could finally afford to add you to the team.

Pat: I’m glad to join so what will I do on the ship

Zort: anything you like we were told by the station manager that you were proficient in many different disciplines. That’s why we hired a JOAT.

Pat: yeah but what do you need me to do.

Zort: well we’re short a quantum engineer to keep our systems running until the next station that’ll be your role.

Pat: Ooookay….::: do you have information on what that entails?

Zort: here’s the last engineer’s log and history file. Good luck

Pat: sorry bunImay have some questions on what to do.

Zort: no worries the Computer can help if you need.

Two weeks later.

Captain Zort talking to helmsman Volga

Zort: is it just me or did we pass that last transfer with less turbulence?

Volga: Yes, JOAT Pat mentioned that that they found the connection between engine and power plant had a harmonic issue and synced them tighter.

Zort: but we had them synced at the last fueling for local resonance.

Volga: They said that they were annoyed by the buzzing and dialed it in to be less annoying.

Zort: Really, we don’t have the tools to tune the connection on ship.

Volga: They said that they did it by ear.

Zort: And when did they learn about engine harmonics.

Volga: They mentioned it reminded them of their cooling box at home and how they changed the input frequency to silence it.

Zort: okay don’t mention anything as they might want a raise.