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moved to lyriquette
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Oh. That’s annoying. Apparently if your blog has been afk for over a year, you lose the blogname. They add a stupid “-blog” to the end of your name to free up the username. welp
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This is a post dedicated to appreciating the best spell in D&D 5e:
Now I know what you’re thinking:
“Well obviously that’s the best spell in the entire game, but please, please wont you tell us why in vivid detail?”
Yeah okay, lets do that.
So first up, boring stuff. 90 feet of range, sure, cool, that’s pretty groovy. Longer range than a lot of spells actually. A minute possible duration, also solid, 10ft radius, pretty good, aoe crowd control is great, even better at higher casts. 1 action. Fine, cool.
Now we got that shit out of the way, lets start drinking up the delicious goddamn nectar that is the power of taking away the one goddamn braincell your enemies have all been sharing this wholeass time.
LETS DIVE INTO THOSE JUICY ASS RANDOM EFFECTS. BECAUSE HAVING A SPELL WORK THE SAME WAY EVERY TIME IS FOR BORING ASS NERDS.
So say they roll a 9 or 10, they get to act normally, so this ain’t the best. This isn’t good, this works for them right?
WRONG.
This is to lure your dm into a false sense of MAINTAINING CONTROL.
THE DM DOESN’T CONTROL THE GAME ANYMORE.
NO ONE DOES. WELL ALMOST NO ONE.
THIS FUCKER DOES. WE’RE PUTTING OUR LIVES IN THIS FUCKERS HANDS AND TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THIS FUCKER CRAAAVES THE DEATH OF YOUR ENEMIES.
So next we have 7-8. Which I like to call: The Mario Party effect.
Chances are when you cast this on a group, you probably had a few of those goons next to one another. Enemies like to be close to one another, they’re friends, they get along.
OR AT LEAST THEY FUCKING USED TO.
NOW THEY BEAT EACH OTHER TO DEATH FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT. NO ONE KNOWS WHY.
THE DICE MADE THEM DO IT.
Or they might not be next to anyone, in which case they may as well have rolled a 2-6, a roll I like to call: Time out mode. This is what the dice rolls to make you earn your keep, it can’t do ALL the work killing all these people for you. Sometimes, it’ll just make all your enemies stand around not doing anything for turn after turn after turn.
Until they roll a 1. Now, you might be thinking “Move in a direction, that’s not that bad.” That’s because you don’t know.
There is a truth to confusion. A hidden reality within the dice. It hates them. It truly, truly hates the people it gets used on.
When they roll a 1, if the dice can kill them
It will.
It will have them run off cliffs, into lava, into attacks of oppotunity, it’ll run wizards into the loving embrace of your barbarian, it will feed the hapless mooks into the wall of fire your wizard made. If you have a woodchipper out somehow, it may as well be a goddamn black hole because they’re sure as shit not going anywhere fucking else.
So I know what you’re thinking now, you’re thinking:
“Wow Neonir, that sure does sound like a cruel and unjust lesson from god to inflict on your DM alright!”
And you’d be fucking right.
But you don’t quite understand.
These are but a few of the strongest enemies in the game, if you have a look, you’ll see they have a few immunities, there are more like them, some have immunity to other things, but you’ll always notice one thing. One thing missing from these lists.
Yeah.
It can work.
On anything.
Anything can be forced to run around to the benny hill theme, slapping its buddies and staring at stars.
I have not yet found a SINGLE. DAMN. THING. That you cannot confuse into submission.
Poisoned? Hah, maybe if you’re level 3 and fighting rats.
Charm? Can’t play with the big boys.
Paralyzed, cool, but still pretty much even chances of the target being immune at this point.
But confusion?
You could look your god in the it-damned eye. And you could say “Roll a fucking D10.”
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beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way
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Fallacies to avoid when discussing racism and police brutality
Artist: noelle.cress (Instagram)
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Basic Information:
Monikers: Hika, Lyriquette.
Previous Blog Names: tetsuia, mortaldust
Age: Old
Occupation: Resident radiologist, PGY3.
Gender: He/Him
Art Blog: lyriquette.tumblr.com
Expect Reblogs of:
Art and Drawing
Short Stories and Writing Tropes
Earth is Space Australia
Cute Things
Silly Things
Undertale
Aggressive Optimism
Karmic Retribution
Random memes
Miscellaneous:
Hobbies: drawing, roleplaying, roguelike games
Favorite Fandoms: Undertale, Persona 5
Favorite Video Games: Transistor, Hades, Persona series, Loom, Touhou
Favorite Songs: Night of Nights (Touhou), Goddess / Gaia (Cepheid), Rivers in the Desert (Persona 5), Hope of Dawn (.hack), i can go on forever.
Favorite Food: Pork Shumai, Xiao Long Bao.
Favorite Letter: L
Favorite Internet Thing: Art Fight! (Starts on July 1st!)
Housekeeping:
If you need things tagged for your blocklist, feel free to ask.
A lot of my art posts from lyriquette will be reblogged here.
I have a Discord! Feel free to message.
I don't reblog "You must reblog this if..." or related posts ever.
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Roleplay Blogs:
In General: The recurring themes of my blogs are reincarnation, karma, and destiny. The characters of the blog are often thrust into a supernatural world against their will and require their own personal experiences, skills, and a little luck to survive it.
daemonduality
Mirielle Wielant and the Torn Notebook. A tale of a teenage chef unraveling the mysteries of a book that writes on its own and untangling the connections between her and its mysterious writer. Loosely Undertale-associated.
mercyslol:
A newly-created, mostly light-hearted companion blog for daemonduality. The in-character blog of Mirielle’s best friend, Dust. Expect lots of memes, banter, and pranks and some decidedly not light-hearted things. Also loosely UT-associated.
lastcompact:
The World communicates to its Chosen through Dreams, and through Dreams do its Chosen gain power. The problem is that the power the World grants is like a seed; it will eventually be reaped.
That is the situation that Levant Este, a young delinquent, finds herself in. Luckily, she’s been through this rodeo before. Problem is that the World will do almost anything to get rid of her within its self-imposed rules.
Fandomless. Part of Dream’s Descent universe.
dreams-of-cerulean:
Companion blog of lastcompact (though this was actually made first and older than that blog).
A story of Risette Yue, unofficial halfway house owner, and her accidentally summoned now 5-year old daughter Levant Yue. The same 5-year old that’s managed to invade the native world’s Levant’s blog despite many many password changes.
Fandomless. Part of Dream’s Descent universe.
lastlycoris:
The story of Euridice Ariston, a medical doctor in training, and her attempts to balance work, study, and the lethal tribulations that are trying to kill her.
Her salvation lies in the whispers and visions of her dreams, speaking of a past life she doesn’t completely believe.
You may have also seen older blogs from yours truly:
deadly-devotion
appropriatedinsight
epistlecourier
lyricallycene (now lyriquette)
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