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You know when people talk about how if you could understand birds they always say the birds would be screaming about how they want to get laid. However this ignores that not all bird calls are mating calls. Some of them are territorial. So realistically, if you could understand birds they’d be screaming “Let’s fuck!” AND “Don’t touch my stuff!!!”

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Always be loafin’

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Hey, just a heads up to everyone who follows my blog: if you see anybody with an orange and black square in their bio, they’re a transphobe.

Idiots on TikTok have been coming out in droves in support of some bullshit identity called “super straight” which basically means that they’re only attracted to cis people 🙄 They’re trying to wedge themselves into the LGBTQ+ community and their claim is that it’s phobic toward them to say that they’re transphobic… it’s just a gargantuan cishet headache.

So, to reiterate: orange and black squares = the “super straight” flag = transphobic dogwhistle. Stay safe everyone!

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Represent! #4 - “Believe You” (2021)

written by Nadira Jamerson art by Brittney Williams & Andrew Dalhouse

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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.

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you’re very special to me *gives you this*

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yeah I’m a nonpracticing woman. I was raised female but I don’t really believe anymore yknow?

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If ur arabic ur great If ur arabic and muslim ur great If ur arabic and queer ur great If ur arabic and muslim and queer ur great I know it seems hard to believe but you’re not bad you’re not awful

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If I’m a bi girl and I fuck a bi guy it’s literally gay sex btw like pemdas or whatever like it cancels out

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thoughts on being gay?

recommend

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its fall lads

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goood morning

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Sometimes a family is a himbo, a ninja, a Viking, a farm boy, and a thief they picked up along the way.

Anyways team ARSON supremacy

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I love this scene so much, because it means 4Kids thought that young children would

Know what an insurance policy is

Be able to extrapolate that Giovanni is planning to commit insurance fraud

Understand that insurance fraud is a crime

…but they didn’t think those same kids would be able to comprehend rice balls

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