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you need better roommates

alex is NOT my roommate and i hope that sandwich he's eating falls on the floor

update guys you will never guess what happened

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what the fuck

it was like broadway style except there was no music and i've never felt more awkward in my life

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okay well i thought alex left last night but either a., he didn't, or b., he came back super early in the morning, because i just got back from work and him and chase did. like. a whole dance routine?? okay???

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yes please kick him out I'm sure he's stinky

not any stinkier than the guy that already lives with me. but yeah the stink is starting to be a problem

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no he's not?? dude moving to tumblr instead of just declaring this to me in real life is NOT going to make it happen stop

Alexander is staying over another night everyone get excited!!

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alex is assigning everyone sonic characters and he says i'm like rouge the bat. this is either because of the name similarity or because i keep a baseball bat leaned up against my nightstand but i don't know because he won't elaborate

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noooo not my favorite she/they

i did NOT see this. glad to see i'm the favorite

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The raccoons got her :(

they sure did. and now theyre hanging out in my house and talking about sonic the hedgehog

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sorry took me a second to find my phone and clean the mud off of it. yeah alexander was under our fucking porch and he dragged chase under it with him, and then when i came outside. well. you're never gonna believe this

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the raccoons hunger for more

i'm sure i'

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watch out!!!

watch out for what

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he's off to claim his throne as the raccoon king

it would appear so. can he stop doing that shit

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Do you get raccoons often?

yes chase usually scares them off by opening the door but i guess this time is different and now i have to go look for him

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yay

wrong. chase hasn't come back inside

HE'S NOT ON THE PORCH EITHER WHERE IS HE

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there is a raccoon in my garbage again i fear

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That's fucking hilarious-

- Will

it is a little funny but don't tell him i said that. remembering now he has a blog. dammit

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hes a DEVON 😋

wrong again but even more so this time