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What kind of tricks do you have up your sleeve? We know you aren't wearing sleeves. It's just a saying. Because we know you're going to be able to shock any court that invites you to be their jester. They're going to have a royal fit. Your mischief is going to be a little less innocent than the juggling that these jokers are used to. Just where are you going to keep your bag of tricks?

Your clowning around days are over, it's time to cause some real mayhem. This is the perfect ensemble to try out that life of crime you've been dreaming of. Who would suspect the court jester of stealing the crown jewels? And if they catch you? With a guise this formfitting you'll just somersault on out of there. They won't be able to lay a hand on you or the jewels. These black and red joker leggings with a high polish are certainly a part of the harlequin uniform but uniform doesn't describe anything else in this ensemble. The top and waist cincher give you the only support team a criminal clown like yourself needs. The black and red wrist cuffs are the only cuffs that are going to touch your quick hands.

You're sure to leave an impression when you attend your next costumed event in this dreamy jester costume. You won't have to juggle to entertain your hosts, you've got a much more unique set of tricks this time.

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Briny Deep and Fashion Forward

Mermaids are hot right now. We get it. There are so many things that mermaids are experts on that humans just can't compete with. For instance, no matter how many times you go out for California rolls, deep sea beauties are always going to have better taste in sushi. They will always know how to pose on the slippery rocks while singing into the misty ocean air. Also, while none of us can really get over the gorgeous blue and green ombre dye jobs that are taking over our Instagram accounts, there are no hair stylists that can do what salty ocean waters can do. While humans might be a little grossed out with having seaweed intertwined into their locks, mermaids know that comes with the territory of being a seafaring lady. Isn't that why we all love free-spirited mermaids?

Product Details

These flared iridescent mermaid pants make it easy to put together your dream mermaid ensemble. The fabric has a gorgeous sheen to it with a scale pattern. The hips are accented with a gold chain, pearls, and a starfish that would be all the rage in any mermaid cove. Pair these pants with a seashell cup bra, some gorgeous hair accessories, and our mermaid sleeves. 

Siren Song

Whether you're dressing up for Halloween or a fabulous nautically themed party, you're sure to feel like your on the tide of mermaid fashion when wearing these lovely fitted yet gracefully flared mermaid leggings. From your shiny green fishtail to your lovely, briny do, you're sure to look like you're the queen of the cove. So, ready your siren song, the world is your oyster!

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Feeling wistful for your childhood lately? Wanting to instill a little more magic in your life? Wishing you could float away in a hot air balloon to your favorite fantastical faraway land?

Have we got a costume for you! You’ll turn from your usual Monday to Friday Marketing maven persona into a classic costumed cutie from the enchanted world of Oz just by putting on this Adult Munchkin Girl Costume! Don’t believe us? Just ask Dorothy! Oh, wait, she took off a while ago on that long winding road of yellow bricks. You’re free to follow her! You can likely catch up to her in that field of poppies. On the other hand, you could just take our word for it and save yourself a whole lot of trouble. Then you could use all that spare time to dive into a whimsical world of lullabies and lollipops. We’ll leave the choice in your tiny, capable hands.

Of course, even if this costume couldn’t whisk you off to Oz (even though we swear it can) it would still be super fun to wear to an office Halloween party or to a buddy’s big bash. The green and purple dress and matching purple apron are the exact opposite of your usual boring business professional attire, and the hat...well...we’re guessing you aren’t normally seen sporting one like this! Add a pair of striped stockings and our (sold separately) shoes and you can take yourself way back into the dreamscapes of your childhood, all without missing that Monday morning meeting. You’re welcome!