Because that is what this blog is about. Star Wars is my coping mechanism, particularly anything with Cal Kestis or Thrawn. I’m constantly exhausted, and constantly watching the animated series. She/they, ADHD, Autism, Anxiety, etc…
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 500 likes!
#500 likes#tumblr milestone#thank you#what post of mine achieved this?#where the fuck did this come from
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Calvin's parents decide to take a Hawai'ian vacation. They're not sure how much of it their son will tolerate but they would like to do at least a few things that involve sandy beaches and scenic cycling routes. They are therefore pleased when Calvin seems to make friends with a local girl about his own age and the two of them run off to play
Now, from Calvin's point of view what has happened is that he spotted actual aliens, and starts trying to bring this to the attention if the adults. But the tourists are like, "that's nice, go shoot 'em with your water gun, have a good time," and the locals are like, "yeah, they're an older couple who decided to retire here. Happens all the time." Eventually, it becomes clear that Spaceman Spiff is going to have to handle it himself.
From Lilo's point of view, Jumba and Pleakley are her gay uncles, do you mind? Calvin does mind, and so the two of them spend the rest of the afternoon terrorizing Kaua'i in the effort to destroy one another while the aliens alternate between bailing them out of trouble and attempting to escape.
Hobbes and Stitch, meanwhile, are calmly playing checkers and drinking non-alcoholic margaritas.
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Don’t wanna request anything just wanted to let you know tumblr thinks very highly of you
well, theyre right
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For a brief moment, I was an actual, paid member of the resistance.
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John Constantine: Must be a spatio-temporal hyperlink.
Bruce: And that is?
John: No idea, I just made it up. Didn’t want to say “magic door”
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i can't believe i never cross posted my star² au. on twitter, people tried to argue with me about the specifics and to that i say: maybe just have fun guys? [twitter 1 / 2 ] (last image full size) (ID in next reblog)
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The Empire wanted to destroy worlds. And they did. They destroyed mine.
THE BAD BATCH 1.15 Return to Kamino STAR WARS: REBELS 3.22 Zero Hour
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Galactic Empire - Star Wars - The Imperial March cover (x)
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Jason: I’m admitting to having a problem, but I’m not going to do anything rash, like something about it.
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john walker from the mcu is unfuckable! please be civil i do not want to have another iron man incident on my hands
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Obi-Wan Kenobi lectured Anakin Skywalker about his weed habit in the drive through at a Del Taco and Anakin responded by saying, “Do you have any idea how much my life fucking sucks right now?”
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