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Arthur: Lorenzo said its my turn with the brain cell.  Charles: Square up.

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Lance, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Mike.

Mike, not looking up from his coffee: Good morning, problem child.

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Lando to Daniel: May luck (and this picture of Oscar eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you. 

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Lando: *pulls back the curtain while Oscar is showering*  Lando: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cream eggs? 

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Oscar: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.  Lando: What did you do Oscar?  Oscar: A Mistake.

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Logan: You look good in that hoodie.  Oscar: You know where else I'd look good?  Logan, zero hesitation: My bed.  Oscar, at the same time: By your side- wait, what? 

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Lando: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.

Oscar: Lando, It’s 1:15 am, what the fuck.

Lando: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.

Oscar: Well, I mean yeah.

Lando: So come downstairs while they’re still hot.

Oscar: Wait, you just made them?

Lando: Yeah, I wasn’t tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.

Oscar: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time Lando.

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Lando: That shirt looks great, Logan.  Logan: Thanks.  Lando: But I bet it would look even better on Oscar's floor.  Oscar: Are you hitting on Logan... for me?

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Interviewer: So I read an article that states that Esteban Ocon is your ex-boyfriend...

Pierre: Wait what? No no no no no no no no... Me and Estban ex-boyfriends? Never... No no no no no no no no.

Esteban, from somewhere: Were sixteen no's really necessary? Really?

*after the interview* Pierre & Esteban: *off camera kissing noises*

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Lando: I'm going to get myself some soup.  Oscar: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.  Lando: Pfft, I won't burn myself.  *30 seconds later*  Lando, entering the room: I burned myself. 

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Lando: I don't like bugs. Oscar, are you even listening to me?  Oscar: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm.  Lando, at Zak: ZAAAAAAAAK! 

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Logan: I'm trash.  Oscar: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?  Logan:  Logan: You smooth motherfucker.  Logan: And yes it does.

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Oscar: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.  Logan: Wow. They sound stupid.  Oscar: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.  Logan: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”  Oscar: I guess you’re right. Hey Logan, I love you.  Logan: See! Just say that!  Oscar: Holy fucking shit.  Logan: If that flies over their head then, sorry Oscar, but they're too dumb for you.  Oscar: Logan.

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Fred: You need a hobby.  Logan: I have a hobby!  Fred: Fawning over Oscar isn’t a hobby.

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Logan: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.  Oscar: You always act stupid.  Oscar:  Oscar: Wait...

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Logan: I won a new phone in a race.  Oscar: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Logan?  Logan: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.

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Mike: You d- Lance: Depressed? Lance: Drained? Lance: Dying inside? Lance: Disliked? Mike: -done with your work... what is wrong with you... Lance: *smiles* Aston Martin has broken my spirits. Mike: *blinks* Mike: I’m gonna make an appointment for you. Lance: Okay. *skips off and whistles* Mike: *muttering* Strange child.