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EEEP CHRISTMAS IS SO CLOSE!

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No little kid, you aren't allowed to pee in the public pool. And no, when the volunteer lifeguard comes to help your brother, that does not give you permission to pee on her. 

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When it comes to you, I think it might just be. Oh yeah, I never got to ask. What college did you end up going to? 

HEY! Well... Yeah probably. I am quite the dork. I ended up just going to California State University. Still in California (obviously) but still distant from Laguna. What about yourself? Have you applied/started?

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No no it was all tuck away no need to worry! annyway how’s college life for you?

How was it tucked away if you were naked? NEVER MIND. DON'T NEED TO KNOW. College is.... Just like highschool. But harder.

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It was amazing! i rode a camel and bungee jumped naked i think ive done all my exercise for the yeat

Naked Bungee Jumping? Well that's a new one. Didn't everything kinda... like... Um... flap...... around? Do I even want to know? I don't think I do. Never mind.

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Did you really just say ‘cool-o-metre’? My god, you’re an even bigger dork than I am! I’ve been alright. There are a few boxes of mac and cheese piling up around my room. How’s things with you?

I have been dork quite a few times in my life time. But an even bigger dork than Cameron Ciumei? Is that possible? Mac and Cheese boxes are always a great addition to the bedroom. College is... Okay? Not as fun as I thought it would be. Kinda like high school - a lot of talking behind backs and parties and well, yeah.

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Nope India is more important

Well, it is good to travel whilst you're young. How was it?

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Well i did spend 3 days in a desert! but finally !

Sounds exciting. But... Weren't you meant to be in school though...?

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Uh, Liam. Seems like a cool guy. Kinda looks like David Beckham. 

Ahhh I see. Well I guess if a man looks like David Beckham his cool-o-metre scale goes up a few points. If you don't mind me asking, how have you been Cam? 

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Well i tried 

I can see. I think you're a whole 10 shades darker than very pale british boy.

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She’s getting knifed or poisoned, your choice.

How does that girl from mexico say it... Bueno Both something? It translates into something like 'Why can't we have both?'

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Goodness me. Good luck out there.

Your support means alot.

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I can see from your tan.

i went to india !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That’s worrying. 

She's 20...

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He seems like a pretty cool dude. What are you saying?

He meaning Liam Payne or he meaning my now assumed transgendered room-mate? You've got me thinking now... S/He's nice, before you actually start conversing...

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Oh my God, people like her are the reason people don’t take nail art seriously anymore. I will personally murder her for you.

Exactly! Thank you in advance. It's really appreciated. Just the thought of it is appreciated. 

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So glad to be back home for a bit. My roommate is the most irritating, dramatic person I've ever met. She wears Liam Payne nails... For everyday kind of tasks...