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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

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call me Brussels Sprouts the way I got the bitterness bred out of me

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This will never not be funny to me.

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"preheat"? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of "cooking" far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you've ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you're in love. hospital.

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Rool

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i deserve a gold star for being so sweet and nice and not killing

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Put neck in vampire mouth. Put neck in vampire mouth. Vampire mouth perfec t size to put neck in to rest! inside very soft and comfort neck feel comfortable put neck in vampire mouth. put neck in vampire mouth. no problems ever in vampire mouth because good shape and support for neck. avampire mouth yes a place for neck put neck in vampire mouth can trust vampire for giveing good love to neck. friend vampire.

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Why Leftists Love Halloween 🧡🖤🧡

Redistribution of resources

Encourages community organizing

Satan is there, and usually dressed sexy

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me if being obsessed with older men was illegal

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me: they say that three is a magic number. Well, i got three words for u: swiss army phalloplasty. three interchangeable heads: one cut, one uncut, one that opens bottles. and the product name? Threenis.

shark tank:

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In hindsight it's very insulting to be told that flunking out of college due to adhd is actually "quite common"

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My wildflowers are doing very well :)

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I'm just gonna start doing whatever dude