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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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reblog this if your account is a safe space for polyamorous and non-monag people or is owned by someone who is polyamorous or non-monogamous

op is a monogamous person who felt they haven't seen enough posts acknowledging this part of the queer community outside of non-monogamous circles and blogs

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This is for those out there who were never taught the simpler things in life, or are living alone for the first time. I hope this reaches you and helps you in some way x

I went through all of these to find the perfect, most simple instructions for each. I'll add more things over time if needed/requested <3

Video instructions:

How to plait your hair

How to fold a T-Shirt

How to shave your legs

How to write + send a letter in the mail

How to ride a bike (with one of the people in the video learning how to ride one themselves)

How to tie a tie

How to sew a button back into a shirt (by hand)

Kitchen safety

Written instructions:

How to make pancakes

How to wash your hair

How to fry an egg

How to clean blood off your underwear

Your first kiss

Making a resume

Creating a personal budget

How to clean cuts and scrapes

Brushing your teeth

Guide to showering and bathing properly

Staying safe on the road/in your car

How to use a washing/laundry machine

How to hand-wash laundry

44 smoothie recipes

Basic recipes for living alone

A simple house-cleaning schedule

Home maintenance (for each season)

How to make an every-day simple salad

Cleaning stains from clothes

Tips for finding a good psychiatrist

Booking a doctors appointment (with a dialogue)

Dealing with an unfair workplace

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You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

oh…………………………………

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does anyone have that quote that goes something like 'white germans under the nazis lived just fine as long as they were loyal to the state, gave their children to the army, and paid their taxes, and in this sense many americans would be comfortable living under fascism' trying to find who said it but google is giving me jack shit

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porn addiction is similar to IQ in that it doesnt exist but if you wanna incorporate the ideas into your fetishes go for it

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listen up folks he may be a paleolithic racist who failed upwards until he was in a position to give tens of billions of dollars to enable a genocide but you're mean and that's worse. remember the human.

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The prompt was ‘detention.’

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i've been on tumblr a loooong time but i didn't ever have a fandom phase so idk what half of u are talking about sometimes

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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

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the french beatles

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I love you Black lesbians. love you Native and Indigenous lesbians. many kisses for my Hispanic and Latino lesbians. lots of love for every Asian lesbian out there. i love every lesbian poc you're all amazing and deserve to be acknowledged this lesbian week of visibility<3

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Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

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"porn brain" is a far right conspiracy theory, misogyny in porn is a result of structural societal misogyny and not the cause of it, the way to help sex workers is decriminalization and worker's rights, banning sexual expression is fascist. i will not be taking questions at the time.

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