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Wow it was NOT hard for me to fall back into my old habits

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I think I broke my pinky toe

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cannot stop thinking about this tweet… AUGH 😭

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i like to laugh and joke but always remember that i am damned

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Everything is so much funnier when you cant laugh out loud

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you ever jack off?

what else is there

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Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant

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And then I reblogged every post I saw. Like a whore.

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“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk

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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother

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you ever open a message and think ‘what the fuck am I supposed to say to this’

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What if I just fall asleep at my desk

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No offense, but time cast a spell on you, but you won't forget me. I know I could've loved you, but you would not let me. I'll follow you down 'til the sound of my voice will haunt you. Give me just a chance, you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you.

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*throws this at you and runs*

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give it up for complaining online

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Lesbians

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hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.