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"meteoric rise" is such a weird phrase. literally the main thing meteors don't do

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[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

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ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS EVER

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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

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kitty need blunt NOW

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I love still having friends from the Far Cry 5 fandom like yeah I know them! We went into the cult together!

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sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

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when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

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"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

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How do you remind someone a fourth time to send you something important

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They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

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love when I get horrible sleep & then I’m evil for the rest of the day