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how i think louis would fight at different stages in his life (if provoked):
teenage louis - he can throw a solid punch, scrappy as hell because he grew up with sisters but tries to respect basic rules like no groin shots.
x-factor louis - i truly wonder if he could fight. he seems like the era of louis that would play dead over all else, possum energy. would kick you in the balls though.
uan era - similar to x-factor louis in that he would not want to fight, but is open to friendly fights. will slap you as a joke but could also take a punch.
tmh era - he’s older and therefore has more moves. he can throw a punch and will. his boyish whimsy is still a prominent part of his look which works in his favor because he is more capable of violence than one would assume.
midnight memories - he’d stab you.
four - he would still stab you but you’d have a chance to dodge. he’s scrappy as fuck and will bite you. minimal rules that he follows but he lacks his prior speed.
mitam - he’s tired and looking to get the fight over with as quick as possible. likely by smacking you in the head with whatever is closest. respectable. a classic older sibling move.
jho era - hard to imagine him fighting in this era. he’s either biting you or playing dead.
walls era - he follows a strict moral code within his fights. no one else can tell what it is though. he won’t bite you but he will throw a punch.
fitft era - unpredictable but would rather just walk away. he’s definitely kicking you a lot.