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Since they went solo, Harry and Louis ' songs are all about: working around the world, Long days without you, my bed is empty, I miss you, I cant wait to call you, and call you again and again, and keep talking to you in the phone all night long and I can't wait to get HOME, cause you're my home and my antidote, I can't wait to get high on you, to have your legs wrapped around me. If I'm not talking to you on the phone I'm thinking of us as kids, thinking of all the places, all the kisses, we're okay, I love you btw, you want some coffee? I know how you like your cupcakes too.

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A portion of the Two Ghosts Music Video has leaked. From this tweet.

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Harry and Louis between July 17 and July 21 of 2015

So I realize there’s a lot of back and forth on my dash right now about a possible tension between H&L during OTRA, and when the babygate news first dropped. And I think it’s so interesting to analyse their body language during this moment in time because there was obviously a lot going on behind the scenes. Oh! And FYI: I don’t think they broke up (ever), I don’t think there was any kind of cheating, and I fully believe babygate is a stunt and the pregnancy was never real. This is an analysis of their dynamics considering it was an incredibly difficult time for them with such a fucked up narrative happening of a whole ass fake pregnancy.

There was a shift during this period, and the stunt seemed to have affected their dynamics to a point that it’s quite noticeable from the outside. This analysis has no final conclusion, I’m just interested on trying to contextualize things and trying to understand further the reasons why babygate even happened in first place, and how that affected everything. All extremely subjective, of course, I’m just reading body language here so those are theories and connections I’m trying to make.

Here's just a small timeline of events that might be relevant for this.

March 22: Louis and Eleanor BUA

July 14: Pregnancy announcement

August 4: GMA + pregnancy finally confirmed by Louis

October 20: Belfast

So I actually went down the rabbit hole to understand their behaviour about this day: 

The famous *piss off* *wanker* moment. Because until this point they were happier than ever, all heart eyes and singing gay anthems around. So something happened and they don’t seem very happy with each other here, which is unusual. The video above took place on July 17th, in Vancouver. Three days after the first article about Briana being pregnant.

This is a huge and heavy post, with many gifs, it continues under the cut.

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Wait. Has anyone made the connection that the merch is illustrating the megamix?

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but congrats to whoever took harry styles’s virginity

you win 

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1) Hi, I don’t know if you’re the right person to write this to, but I’m gonna give it a go because it seems to me like you’re someone who believes that Louis Tomlinson is being closeted and I’ve got a story about that that I’d like to share. I was at a friend’s wedding last Saturday near Copenhagen (Denmark) and was seated with this guy I don’t know (don’t remember his name, but I’m gonna call him Anders for the sake of the story)...

Hi sweetheart. Thank you for sending me this. Obviously, I have to take this with a big grain of salt because I don’t know you, but if it’s true, it’s so nice to hear him talk about his partner so casually (side note: I’ve seen a receipt or two that H uses the word “partner”, too).

And yes, he has an enormous amount of people supporting him (and Harry); we all very much hope their chains are loosened soon, too.

Thank you!!! 💜💜💜

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Boobiegate masterpost

We know what they did this summer - and oh boy, was a it a wild summer that - unfortunately for us - stretched into autumn and beyond any reason.

I will first go over everything as it happened and then - because when you look back at everything you realise some timelines overlap - I’ll try to clarify some stuff and put it into perspective.

NOTE: I’m writing the dates from a GMT time zone point of view (aka. UK time)

So let’s start from the beginning. 

Briana breaks up with Brody Jenner after dating him for some random attention seeking period. (June-September roughly)

Here’s an article talking about that irrelevant relationship. https://www.yourtango.com/2020334835/who-brody-jenner-girlfriend-briana-jungwirth-louis-tomlinson-baby-mama Now let’s fast forward a bit to September. 

September 23rd

So on September 23rd we’re flooded with articles about Brody and Bri breaking up and Bri getting back together with her “on-again off-again (boy)friend Nick” and the biggest surprise “BRI IS ENGAGED”

So the story is: 

Bri ended her relationship with Brody because “they were moving too fast” and he had “already met Freddie” 

She then gets back together with her on-again, off-again bf Nick Gordon 

She, her family, and Nick go on a “whirlwind” trip to Las Vegas (MIND YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC) 

Bri and Nick get engaged during those Covid inviting few days in Vegas (September 21st- September 23rd) 

Articles drop about how they’re engaged and she’s broken up with Brody (Sept 23rd) 

Bri, family and Nick all share a huge amount of Vegas pictures of them in love, Bri’s ring, Bri and Nick being a couple (pictures obviously taken before Vegas to hopefully make someone believe that this in no way is a whirlwind engagement after just knowing each other a few weeks. Did they convince anyone? Well if you are convinced - I’m worried for you) 

Here’s the tmz article:https://www.tmz.com/2020/09/23/brody-jenner-split-briana-jungwirth-engaged/ Here’s some pics of them we were all subjected to while they were in Vegas. And Nick’s new public profile when it just got made. Was he trying to start an influencer career and say goodbye to being a firefighter? Was he trying to get a night job taking off that all firefighter gear for money? Magic mike was a big movie after all….Who knows.

September 28th

At first the engagement pictures on Nick’s IG were just him and Briana and he used the #/shesaidyes. After a few days and probably after they realised it would be a smart move to acknowledge her kid she claims to have too (👀) he deleted those and on September 28th posted new pictures with a new caption and new # of course. This time “theysaidyes”.

The pictures are below.

But, moving on.

As soon as the engagement news drops, we have Nick - our “good-guy firefighter” making a new and public IG account, flooding it with pictures where he professes his love for Bri and soaking up the d-list association fame.

So in the coming weeks we get a lot of Nick, Bri and their families on IG. They post a lot about being constantly together.

What was the most interesting they really pushed the “dad” image on Nick. He was constantly posting about Freddie and even in Bs or Tammi’s stories he was always seen interacting with F the most.

Then after it seemed like the new fiancees had settle into their soon-to-be married life and everything seemed rosy for them - we get hit with the whammy BOOBIEGATE.

Because hell hath no fury like a sugar daddy scorned.

October 15th

On the 15th of October celebtm a gossip site, posts the next picture and caption on IG:

Basically, they’re saying a guy - his name unknown yet - contacted them to tell them how Briana scammed him out of money she borrowed to get a boob job. Specifically 5k USD. He claims he filed the case in court and it’s dated January.

They ask if anyone else has similar receipts or anything about her and that they’re investigating and will be writing a story. And the comments have a lot to say about Bri.

October 19th

4 days later on October 19th celebtm posts another IG update about how they have the court filing and how their article is in progress.

October 21st

2 days after the last IG post celebtm finally posts their article - on the 21st of October

https://celebmagazine.com/louis-tomlinson-briana-jungwirth-sued-over-boob-job/

(It’s on the web still - if it ever gets deleted let me know I have screen recordings of it)

The article is accompanied by this (below) IG post:

Also on this day we get Briana and Nick deactivating their IG profiles. Nick still kept his personal private IG and the only person who stayed public is Tammi.

October 22nd

A day after the article dropped there’s another IG post with the following picture and caption. Apparently, Sugar Daddy shared his receipts - specifically AmEx - with celebtm.

October 26th

On October 26th celebtm posts the second part of the article. It’s messier, with a more confusing timeline than the first, but tries to “spill” more details on Sugar Daddies relationship with Briana and her life in general.

Also by now we know his name - Michael Strauss. An investor in Warwick club in LA.

https://celebmagazine.com/louis-tomlinson-baby-mama-briana-jungwirth-double-life/

(Again this is the link - if the article gets taken down and you want to see it - DM me)

October 27th

Then a day later we get another IG post - no new article - just more excerpts from what the Sugar Daddy told celebtm.

Then it’s quiet for a few days and when you think this can’t get even more trashy - low and behold the circus that is called October 29th.

October 29th

So after a few days of silence celebtm strikes again, but this time they bring in TV’s most loved judge - Judge Judy. Apparently the TV show was willing to take this litigation and air it as an episode.

As always, they post an IG post and a caption, and the article mentioned in the IG caption below is basically an article written for clicks about Louis and Harry because they saw the larrie part of the fandom was getting them clicks. I’ll leave the link to the article here for documentation purposes, but honestly there’s nothing in there worth giving them clicks for. Not a thing. The title of the article is “A Complete Guide to 1D Members Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles’ Rumoured Relationship”

Article: https://celebmagazine.com/louis-tomlinson-harry-styles-relationship/

November 6th

We see the sudden return from social media exile of Bri to IG. She’s back - with a post and the description ironically saying “I’m back”. I refuse to post it because does anyone really want to look at her face-tuned selfies? 

November 9th

Then after weeks of radio silence, the return of Bri to IG, we get what is apparently the - very underwhelming - like Bri’s boobs to Sugar Daddy who never got to see them - conclusion to this Sugar Daddy drama. This following article which is basically a letter from Michael to Briana telling her how he’s giving up on the lawsuit, taking this as a life lesson and how he hopes no one else falls for her scams. Article below:

https://celebmagazine.com/michael-straus-briana-jungwirth-open-letter-to-one-direction-louis-tomlinson-alleged-baby-mama/

(Again this is the link - if the article gets taken down and you want to see it - DM me)

And of course - the article is accompanied by an IG post by celebtm.

So, here we currently are. After watching that circus show no one wanted not paid for (well except the Sugar Daddy, and he didn’t even get to see the thing he paid for - so sad.) we’re in November and the Jungwirths and company are back to their carefree posting on IG. 

Current status:

The lawsuit seems to have been dropped. 

Everything seems to be in process of being swept under the rug.

Nick - the loving fiancee - is back to IG too. All of his happy, loving pictures with Bri still up (some deleted) - so we must assume their love survived Boobiegate.

As for overlapping timelines:

The timelines overlap mostly during the months March-October with it being said Bri dated Brody, but was also taking money from Boobie Daddy who was helping her during the pandemic, and was later also apparently starting a serious relationship with Nick.

What actually went on - I don’t know. And I’m honestly not interested to find out. This is being mentioned just so anyone coming across this post knows that yes - you didn’t read it wrong - the timelines do overlap with different people saying different things and Bri being tied to all three men at those times without any real clear timeline for the relationships.

So far this is all there is to this mess. If there’s more - I’ll do a part two or addition.

I’d like to end this with saying - these masterposts are 95% just me making them for myself because I forget stuff, and so much goes on in the fandom that if I want to keep up with it all, I need a nice timeline for things. I’m posting this for anyone wanting to make sense of this circus too or just to put it into a timeline. I did fact check all the dates, posts, IG pics, links and so on - but mistakes can happen - if there is one feel free to let me know.

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Why none of this matters

Sada's Yearly Post Christmas BG round up I guess?

A study of 2015 (since we've lost a lot of resources since BG started)

Shit from 2015 with Evidence

1. She got a nose job while pregnant

Left: the “night” of the conception*. Right: her at the London 1D show in September, “pregnant”

*Louis didn't go home with Briana she instead spent the night with Calvin, Ashley and Oli (the two were dating) and there was at one point a pillow fight video of the four of them while Louis "slept upstairs" that I am looking for but can't find.

2. The Disappearing Christmas bump

Left: Briana on Christmas 2015 (8 months) Right: Lottie in July 2022.

3. The only bare bump pic we got of her… with her 2016 face

4. She didn't even use her own pictures to post her baby belly

Left: Picture of "her" pregnant belly with no mole. Right picture of her stomach post pregnancy with a mole (also, this is just me but while you may be able to convince me there is a belly button piercing with no jewelry on the pregnant belly, as someone who had a belly button piercing AND a pregnancy that's.... the right picture is not what that looked like post pregnancy)

Shit I can't find evidence for* but I saw with my own fucking eyes

1. The fucking changing timeline of her pregnancy in the early dats (10 weeks to 12 weeks pregnant after we bitched about it being too early)

2. Is it a girl? Is it a boy? The Clarks sure don’t know and also Briana did have a baby show- wait no she didn't have baby shower. No baby shower for Briana.

*probably because i didn't bother to reblog it at the time because 2015 was fucking wild and I honestly didn't think I'd need to - you know - archive EVERYTHING. And the few people who did have since deleted/were deleted by tumblr 🙃

Shit that isn't "evidence" but always bears repeating

It's not real

2. Dirty Dancing Tweet and one of the subplots of Dirty Dancing is a pregnancy thing.

3. The! Pregnancy! Announcement! Was! About! Larry!

4. Were they friends? Were they enemies? Who knows! Not us!

5. This was 2016 but GOD THIS IS SO IMPORTANT. Her post partum attire was WILDLY inconsistent with someone who just gave birth.

I will forever die at the thought of wearing a fucking mini skirt* so many days post partum holy shit.

*reminder the time period post her birth was convoluted as all hel probably to try and get us confused and mixed up in the future (no i don't think they intended bg to go on this long)

And ultimately... even if you can excuse all that, just remember, she literally can't be the exception for everything.

Thank you for your time please enjoy some of the stuff I wrote about last year:

Believe in the Douis break up rule

You're not crazy or dumb or weakfor being frustrated for this

Try not to let shit affect you!

Some more long posts I made last year

Remember! Time is BG's best friend because people end up forgetting a lot of shit that's happened!

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Why none of this matters

Sada's Yearly Post Christmas BG round up I guess?

A study of 2015 (since we've lost a lot of resources since BG started)

Shit from 2015 with Evidence

1. She got a nose job while pregnant

Left: the “night” of the conception*. Right: her at the London 1D show in September, “pregnant”

*Louis didn't go home with Briana she instead spent the night with Calvin, Ashley and Oli (the two were dating) and there was at one point a pillow fight video of the four of them while Louis "slept upstairs" that I am looking for but can't find.

2. The Disappearing Christmas bump

Left: Briana on Christmas 2015 (8 months) Right: Lottie in July 2022.

3. The only bare bump pic we got of her… with her 2016 face

4. She didn't even use her own pictures to post her baby belly

Left: Picture of "her" pregnant belly with no mole. Right picture of her stomach post pregnancy with a mole (also, this is just me but while you may be able to convince me there is a belly button piercing with no jewelry on the pregnant belly, as someone who had a belly button piercing AND a pregnancy that's.... the right picture is not what that looked like post pregnancy)

Shit I can't find evidence for* but I saw with my own fucking eyes

1. The fucking changing timeline of her pregnancy in the early dats (10 weeks to 12 weeks pregnant after we bitched about it being too early)

2. Is it a girl? Is it a boy? The Clarks sure don’t know and also Briana did have a baby show- wait no she didn't have baby shower. No baby shower for Briana.

*probably because i didn't bother to reblog it at the time because 2015 was fucking wild and I honestly didn't think I'd need to - you know - archive EVERYTHING. And the few people who did have since deleted/were deleted by tumblr 🙃

Shit that isn't "evidence" but always bears repeating

It's not real

2. Dirty Dancing Tweet and one of the subplots of Dirty Dancing is a pregnancy thing.

3. The! Pregnancy! Announcement! Was! About! Larry!

4. Were they friends? Were they enemies? Who knows! Not us!

5. This was 2016 but GOD THIS IS SO IMPORTANT. Her post partum attire was WILDLY inconsistent with someone who just gave birth.

I will forever die at the thought of wearing a fucking mini skirt* so many days post partum holy shit.

*reminder the time period post her birth was convoluted as all hel probably to try and get us confused and mixed up in the future (no i don't think they intended bg to go on this long)

And ultimately... even if you can excuse all that, just remember, she literally can't be the exception for everything.

Thank you for your time please enjoy some of the stuff I wrote about last year:

Believe in the Douis break up rule

You're not crazy or dumb or weakfor being frustrated for this

Try not to let shit affect you!

Some more long posts I made last year

Remember! Time is BG's best friend because people end up forgetting a lot of shit that's happened!

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A SJPR Case Study: Hiatus to Early 2017

Since the “how do we know that SJPR is really fucking Louis over?” anons have been going around again, I thought I’d make a bit of a timeline/case study with some observations about SJPR’s promo tactics. We all know this stuff has been happening for years, but it’s pretty wild to see everything compiled into one place. 

@theyrereallyawful made a great couple of posts that inspired me to look deeper into this arena of thought, so check those posts out if you haven’t seen them yet. 

Some of this is going to analyze the 1D promo that happened around the HJPR split, and some of this is going to compare Niall/Louis SJPR promo.

For more of an in-depth post about Louis and Niall’s SJPR involvement, check my other post in this tag. I recommend reading both posts to get the full perspective.

Information/observation dump below the cut! All of this is speculation and shouldn’t be taken as 100% fact - I just wanted to throw some food for thought into the void. This is a really long post, be warned.

Have a happy Louis before you start. Look at that sweet sunshine-y smile!

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https://twitter.com/champagnehaylor/status/1659390093423935489?t=2HCaXF3HNOWtJngQKrlz-A&s=19

why do harries even care what happens at louis's concert , Is there some kind of competition for artists to express their queerness?

Isn’t it obvious? They’re pissed because… 😏

Meme credits

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WWA Tour screen

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your tags sometimes im gonna CRY

HE HAS WANTED TO TAKE CARE OF HIM SINCE HE WAS 16

DO YOU SEE THAT HUSBAND FACE

I’LL CRY WITH YOU

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your tags sometimes im gonna CRY

HE HAS WANTED TO TAKE CARE OF HIM SINCE HE WAS 16

DO YOU SEE THAT HUSBAND FACE

I’LL CRY WITH YOU

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Documentaries about Max Clifford, One Direction's PR Manager 2010-2014:

Edit 21 Oct 2021: Max Clifford: The Fall of a Tabloid King is no longer available on youtube. This is a Chanel 4 BBC documentary that focuses on his sex crimes and the process of exposing them.

There is also a 2002 documentary where Clifford is interviewed by Louis Theroux about his professional practices, including things like paying girls to say they slept with a client and how he would best closet a gay client:

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anon needs to watch interviews from formerly closeted artists. if they aren't contractually obligated they're pressured and guilted into it. harry became a multimillionaire off his sexual availability to women. coming out as gay and in a committed relationship with a man half his fandom hates is career suicide. just recently there was a viral tweet of what harries would do if larry was real and literally all of them said they'd unstan. the fear of his fanbase isn't of him being attracted to men so them waving that they're okay with him being nonhet doesn't prove they aren't homophobes, it's of him not being attracted to women that would kill the stanning experience for them. that's what makes them homophobes. which half of his fanbase is.

so yes, he's in the closet. an x factor contract details that they're allowed full access to your image and can change your life story at will "indefinitely and in any universe", and 1d are still contractually active, meaning harry is still legally under an x factor contract. everyone around him bizarrely blabbing about camille while he stays silent could easily be a loophole related to publicly disclosing information about his relationship with women, and this being the first relationship he's ever publicly talked about and even "dedicated" an album too could also be in exchange of being single and not having to have a woman attached to him for the first time in his entire career. it's all about deals.

when you're in the closet nothing is about not being authentic or real or about being a coward. closets keep you safe. when you're working in an environment where the whole room will congratulate you on coming out before you inexplicably find yourself ignored by previous work connections, it's about safety. when half your fandom and half the world detests and sends death threats to people who believe you're gay and in a relationship with a specific man, it's about safety. fine line would not have been the success it was without a closet. he wouldn't have a sold out tour. if adore you was about louis tomlinson, half his fanbase would ignore it and it wouldn't have been the #4 song of the summer. no grammies. no platinum certificates. and you can call him a coward and a fake for being afraid of losing his full potential but it's been his livelihood since he was 16. most gay artists come out well in their 40s, long after their careers have peaked. and you can't blame them. we live in a society where it's still illegal in some countries to even be gay. it's not this progressive utopia just because companies put rainbows on their products for pride month.

everyone loves gay people theoretically. to your face they adore you. your parents could smile and say they support you when you come out, but are still visibly uncomfortable if you talk about your attraction to the same sex and ask that you keep it a secret when the rest of your family shows up. to keep things less awkward, they tell you, when really they're just embarrassed. like, homophobia doesn't end just because you aren't arrested on sight if you come out anymore. globally, it exists. and harry is a global figure.

not to mention elton john, ricky martin, lil nas x, and tyler the creator wrote songs about women and still do. even after they come out and their fanbase says they support them some still have to write about women to get radio play. they're still musicians, this is still their JOB and they have BILLS to PAY.

like i'm just tired of the "harry is so authentic and honest he would never be a big deceptive cowardly liar and be in the closet!" like....... come on. show some damn empathy.

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Here is a family tree https://twitter.com/endbbgnow/status/1539271110566502401?s=21&t=Tgh119pNg0VSNt1pSqC6Ag

Oh that’s perfect!! Thank you so much

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