22 | she/her | worst girl everTW // slayyy coded and yasss pilled
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five year plan: i'm hoping to get shot in the back of the head randomly soon
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Having a baby is literally psycho like you’ve entirely lost your mind get help
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We’re doomed oh I mean good morning. I guess
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c’è qualcosa di strano in lucio corsi forse è il fatto che sembra che abbia contemporaneamente 17 e 42 anni ah no ho appena controllato è che è di grosseto
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he would not fucking say that but it’s he would not fucking talk about his queer identity like he was reading out of a college campus lgbt center brochure
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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jarvis cocker should be an honorary girl for writing "underwear"
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listening to pulp and saying "thank you jarvis" every time jarvis cocker sings anything weird or makes any weird noises
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“You gotta make a decision leave tonight or live and die this way” is such a raw line you’d think it was from Tracy Chapman’s fast car. And it is in fact from Tracy Chapman’s fast car.
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feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

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she lets me hit because i *remembers i have nothing and no one* actually lets just stop talking for a little while
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i really think the point of life is to be beaten into submission
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if anyone needs me. i will be in the corner. contemplating the characters
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i havent had anybody bounce and moan on it since.... (a haunted look flashes across my face) the incident.
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