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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet
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*holding you close as you bleed out*
Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....
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kinda fucked up that im not a tv show character or like a 14 year old's oc Because i would've been really really good at that
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Must a character be “redeemable”? Is it not enough for them to be compelling?
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top 3 places to bleed out:
1. the snow
2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms
3. bathroom floor
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subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

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just think about s1 act 1 viktor and s2 act 3 jayce alot
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I had to get a couple of ultrasounds last year and I haven’t gotten over how this is indicated in my test results as, among other things, “cervix: unremarkable”
Yes. Unremarkable is an incredibly good thing for a medical examination to be. Nothing out of the ordinary. Everything is fine. This is good news.
But I literally CANNOT STOP laughing at “pussy: basic” being in my medical records.
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sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead
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clown graveyard and its just one grave
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does anybody want to play rocks with me
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sleepy but i do NOT want to trigger work event tomorrow ❌nooooooo
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i'm bisexual because i'm attracted to both flesh and machinery
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