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Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust

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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) + Joe Wright’s DVD Commentary

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if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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i'm like a werewolf but instead of turning into a wolf on the night of the full moon i dont do that and i just stay human

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God's strongest soldiers are retail workers that have to listen to that dog shit music all hours of the day

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*booktok voice* Do you want to read a gay story about two guys who speedrun enemies to lovers, go against their designed nature by being together, who become unstoppable fighting side by side to much dismay of the gods who created them? Do you want to see one of them eaten alive by the grief for his lover when he dies from a godsent sickness? A book about someone fighting so hard for a chance at eternal life that he doesn't notice he is throwing away the precious time he has got, filling it with agony? Well, in the  2100 BCE poem of Gilgamesh-

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anyway. onto better things

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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the tortured poets department wallpapers

part 1 | part 2

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the tortured poets department wallpapers

part 1 | part 2

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i love pictures of the international space station which are just completely overexposed because that is just.. unequivocally an angel.

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Mr Chocolate Guy really is out there doing Things huh

Also, rendition of how to enjoy this piece:

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me: *goes to barge into the king's throne room*

guards: *cross their dicks in front of the door before i can reach it* HALT.