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Not only did the Doctor offer to travel with the Toymaker, playing games across the cosmos, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE MASTER, but he ALSO left the Master JUST LAYING THERE on the top of UNIT tower. By the end of it, there were TWO WHOLE DOCTORS and NEITHER of them stopped to pick my poor little cringe-fail off the floor. They either assumed he got folded into the box with the Toymaker or decided to leave him there, and I don't know which is worse. The Masterโs going to complain SO MUCH about this, and it'll probably be his evil backstory for a little while.
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The Master always bringing in diagetic music, (I Can't Decide, Hey Missy, Rasputin, etc) because they've always been a little miffed that THEY couldn't hear the non-diagetic theme music like the Doctor could.
Imagine your best friend swore up and down they could sometimes hear situationally relavent music. Yet you were stuck with a 4 beat pounding in your head or nothing.
Like sooooo unfair. Hand me the aux, I'm leveling the playing field
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Doctor to literally anyone else: Don't challenge me. I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm nine hundred and three years old and I'm the man who's going to save your lives and all six billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that?
Doctor to Master: Please can you not commit genocide again please pretty please you can use my body however you want ๐ญ๐ Oops you just did it again but don't worry I can reverse time to fix that, just come travel with me please ๐ฅบ my TARDIS door is always opened for you.
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It is... So. Funny. So. Funny. That Missy immediately starts flirting with the first person she sees when she does her little Doctor role play, implying that, like, that's just how she sees him? Like, in her mind, the Doctor is just... always out there... Slutting It Upโฆ? lmfao? She's so jealous?
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DOCTOR WHO โน Last of the Time Lords
#ik he's still pissed off about rose#how dare you get a girlfriend whos this insane about you that's my job
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DOCTOR WHO Last of the Time Lords, 3.12
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DOCTOR WHO โข The Sound of Drums
#also the people pointing out that the Master is also gay and grew up on a planet without homophobia#heโs just that committed to making everyone elseโs life bad#prev#it was so funny
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MAKE ME CHOOSE: TenSimm edition! anon asked fav moment from Saxon or EoT!Master
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Wishing a happy birthday to the Master, John Simm! (July 10, 1970)ย Doctor Who (2005-) | The Sound of Drums
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#no caption needed Doctor Who (2005-) | Season 3
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TenSimm + theyโre really doing this now huh
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