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come on dude

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I think about this interaction a lot. The grimes reply became a meme out of context and it's never funnier than the original exchange

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this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

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half the men yall call daddy can't even put air in a tire. yeah he can pull your hair but can he chop an onion? no he cannot.

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anerican choese

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Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

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So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These six types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash.

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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new favorite tweet

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Last time I saw opera browser was on my $50 phone in 2013. And now it's in youtube spinsorships??? I fully thought it died

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So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

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taylor swift thinks shes lana del rey. lana ddel rey thinks shes leonard cohen. ans leonard cohen thinks hes nosferatu